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Steve Pyro
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« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2007, 11:45:08 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
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« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2007, 08:26:36 am »

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
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« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2007, 09:32:09 am »

him over on
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« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2007, 01:44:49 pm »

on Calais seafront
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« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2007, 01:46:39 pm »

Whilst singing Jerusalem
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« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2007, 02:22:37 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem

in f sharp ....
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« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2007, 03:22:25 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.

A crowd formed
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« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2007, 03:28:25 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.

A crowd formed
a tight circle
 
 
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« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2007, 04:07:35 pm »

when suddenly above
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« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2007, 04:24:52 pm »

the vultures circled
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« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2007, 04:34:25 pm »

like evil butterflies
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« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2007, 04:35:43 pm »

with black spots
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« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2007, 05:01:24 pm »

completely unlike the
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« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2007, 05:22:14 pm »

Kronenburg stubbies that
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« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2007, 05:31:28 pm »

Wallace and Grommit
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