Wotcher Ian,
Actually, I suspect that in these days of Health and Safety, a piss up in a brewery might turn out to be a pretty difficult thing to organise. I for one wouldn't like the job and I can see the claims and counter claim letters already. Even a piss up in a Gentlemans toilet could prove tricky, and a piss up in a pub can be fraught with obstacles. I move that this well worn phrase is replaced with 'they couldn't organise a piss up in Maison Blanche' - now that would be a doddle! - apart from that bunch of agency shysters who ran out of beer in their tent as soon as the race started, oh sh*t, I wish I hadn't started this now. Help.
H