Can anyone beat my bad day?

[Lord Steve]

Can anyone beat my bad day?

I could send you a picture of my piles!
H

I tell you, it's not exactly Christmas every day down here either...

How's it hanging dude?

[powermite]

can wait to see BigHPs avatar

PM

[Fran]

can wait to see BigHPs avatar

PM

I can!! 

[Lord Steve]

Please No!!!!!!!!

[pretzel]

Can anyone beat my bad day?

I could send you a picture of my piles!
H

Are they the lumps round the back?

[amazing 1]

Bad day,its a bad day.
I have just realized that I have out foxed the fox,and will not be attending LeMans this year.
How ever I will be on a cruise somewhere in the Caribean,with no tv to even watch the race.

[termietermite]

Oh cr*p, Randy. Was looking forward to returning your Sebring hospitality.  Next time, get that diary straight!

[Lazy B'stard]

How about this then.
Mrs Sconefinger has been in town all day with my debit card. Yorkshire has lost to Durham in the cricket. I've smacked by hand putting the Diff back in the Volvo and it has swollen like mad so bugger it I thought- time to go home. Had a quick look under the bonnet of my Alfa Bertie to check levels and the water header tank is full of oil!  Its only done 2000 miles since a rather expensive rebuild. Now at home to find i'm out of bloody beer.
Pass me the rope:'(

[smokie]

.... out of bloody beer.

It don't get much worse than that, do it?

[termietermite]

I spent the afternoon ironing.  I win, no contest!

[Barry]

I spent the afternoon ironing.  I win, no contest!

That's the problem with living so close to LM, you don't have to pack as though you're going on an Everest expedition. If you forget anything you can pop home.

[jpchenet]

I spent the afternoon ironing.  I win, no contest!

Irowhat??

Don't you have a magic basket? You should get one, they are great!! It's  big wicker basket by the bathroom door. You put your dirty clothes in it and 24/48 hours later they appear in your wardrobe washed and pressed! They're great! I highly recommend them! 

[Barry]

I spent the afternoon ironing.  I win, no contest!

Irowhat??

Don't you have a magic basket? You should get one, they are great!! It's  big wicker basket by the bathroom door. You put your dirty clothes in it and 24/48 hours later they appear in your wardrobe washed and pressed! They're great! I highly recommend them! 

Be careful JP, if SWMBO reads this, you might get some minus brownie points.

[Martini...LB]

I spent the afternoon ironing.  I win, no contest!

Irowhat??

Don't you have a magic basket? You should get one, they are great!! It's  big wicker basket by the bathroom door. You put your dirty clothes in it and 24/48 hours later they appear in your wardrobe washed and pressed! They're great! I highly recommend them! 

Be careful JP, if SWMBO reads this, you might get some minus brownie points.

Hi, long time no speak
What does the 'S' stand for in swmbo, Ican work out the rest, by the way I actually enjoy ironing as it is close to the TV in the dining room also the vodka... shirts are best? wife does the rest.

>Martini...

[smokie]

From Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She_(novel)

"She: A History of Adventure is a novel by H. Rider Haggard, first serialized in The Graphic from October 1886 to January 1887. In reprints it was extraordinarily popular in its day, and it remains in print to the present day (2007).

"The title is short for "She Who Must Be Obeyed", a translation of the Arabic honorific used for Ayesha by the Amahagger, a tribe whom she has enslaved. (The phrase acquired additional significance in British popular culture as the name by which John Mortimer's character Horace Rumpole refers to his wife.)"


I think most remember it from Rumpole rather than Haggard - I certainly do.