The Commer has given me it's forecast:
On saturday it should rain in drops about the size of a wrestler but fortunately most of the rain not quite reaching the ground. It will be quite warm, about the temperature of a cow. On sunday there will be a very stupid area of low pressure and this will bring some stiff breezes, feeling a bit like the first rush of euphoria induced by a large dose of heroin. This will bring some heavy thunder, about as loud as a woman. So the summary is, cool, showers, wet, cool, showers, wet, cool, showers, wet, cool, showers, wet......