Dilemma

[Lord Steve]

A customer of mine turned up at my office today for a meeting. He normally bombs about the country in a Bentley Continental GT but today turned up in a DB9.
"Let's have a butchers at the new motor then" says I.
"Take it for a spin" says he.

He proceeds to hand me the keys and says that he'll make himself a cuppa while I have a pootle about the area. 20 minutes later I came back with the biggest grin I've had in years. Awesome!

When I asked him about the Bentley he told me that he's keeping it for a weekend car!!!!!!

Jokingly I said - "any chance of borrowing it for Le Mans?"

He said yes - he bloody said yes.

Shall I????????????

[Steve Pyro]

You have to ask?  I'd say yes, just make sure you have adequate insurance and breakdown cover and you're laughing.

[dukla]

Surely you've been conned. If the Bentley is the weekend car then the DB9 should be available for Le Mans?

[nickliv]

That's not a dilemma.

A dilemma is a situation where you don't know what to do  ;D

[nopanic - neil]

I'd say .........................................................................................
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.....................................and YES

by the way do you need a co-pilot?  ;D

[Lawnmower Man]

What else would a Lord arrive in?

t.

[mike(liverpool boys)]

A customer of mine turned up at my office today for a meeting. He normally bombs about the country in a Bentley Continental GT but today turned up in a DB9.
"Let's have a butchers at the new motor then" says I.
"Take it for a spin" says he.

He proceeds to hand me the keys and says that he'll make himself a cuppa while I have a pootle about the area. 20 minutes later I came back with the biggest grin I've had in years. Awesome!

When I asked him about the Bentley he told me that he's keeping it for a weekend car!!!!!!

Jokingly I said - "any chance of borrowing it for Le Mans?"

He said yes - he bloody said yes.

Shall I????????????

The question i would ask would be Whats the catch??? not Shall i???

That said i would have the keys off him before he changes his mind  ;D

[wishy]

Nopanic........I think a Chrysler 300 had enough power for you!!!!

Anyway you told me you are a bad passenger and could only drive......well I suppose if you are chauffering a Lord around,that would be OK ;D

[edroberts77]

A customer of mine turned up at my office today for a meeting. He normally bombs about the country in a Bentley Continental GT but today turned up in a DB9.
"Let's have a butchers at the new motor then" says I.
"Take it for a spin" says he.

He proceeds to hand me the keys and says that he'll make himself a cuppa while I have a pootle about the area. 20 minutes later I came back with the biggest grin I've had in years. Awesome!

When I asked him about the Bentley he told me that he's keeping it for a weekend car!!!!!!

Jokingly I said - "any chance of borrowing it for Le Mans?"

He said yes - he bloody said yes.

Shall I????????????

Pass me this mans number, if you dont want it I will!  Your more than welcome to my Golf TDI!

[alibongo]

Hey Steve, will we see you on the Houx r/about friday night ??? ;D ;D ;D

ps can I be your co-driver?

[Andy]

My lordy lord Steve, you must be like a cat has had the cream man. Good on you for asking. Lord steve lord of houx manor!
Take it and have fun man, safely!

[Lord Steve]

Note to self
1. Ring insurance company
2. Find a cashpoint for extra petrol money
3. Smile and try not to look like a smarmy twat.

Oh blimey.........

[mgmark]

In the immortal words....

You lucky, lucky b*st*rd.....

Good on you and enjoy!

MG Mark

[JDS]

Only phrase that comes to mind is 'fill yer boots'!

Nice one, enjoy tour trip there and back !!!

[Lord Steve]

Just worked it out - extra £300 in petrol money. Oh bugger it!