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Left Handed or Right Handed?

Left Handed
7 (21.9%)
Right Handed
25 (78.1%)

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Offline Leftie

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Re: lefties
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2007, 11:13:03 pm »
Quote from: amazing 1 on July 31, 2007, 08:01:46 pm
Quote from: BOB U on July 31, 2007, 12:11:20 pm
Quote from: vqdave on July 31, 2007, 12:03:05 pm

"And French researchers concluded that being left-handed could be an advantage in hand-to-hand combat."



Maybe they should draft some lefties into their army.

Whats the difference between the french army and a slice of toast?





You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.........
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Re: lefties
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2007, 11:16:17 pm »
Quote from: nickliv on July 31, 2007, 07:00:11 pm
I was beaten until I could write with my right hand.

My handwriting is appalling.

Go figure


I was treated the same.

And in '76 when I had an accident which made me a leftie I was trucked.

Do you reckon I could sue the barstewards?
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Re: lefties
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2007, 12:04:12 am »
Oi noooooooo.  I'm left handed.

Do I have to lock, delete or moderate this topic?  :P

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Re: lefties
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2007, 12:10:57 am »
As I say to the current Mrs Diesel, who is left handed.......

"Left handed = disabled".

End of.
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Re: lefties
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2007, 12:38:10 am »
Quote from: Steve Brown on August 02, 2007, 12:04:12 am
Oi noooooooo.  I'm left handed.

Do I have to lock, delete or moderate this topic?  :P



After Nobby's comment, I'd say lock because it could get a 'bit outa hand'. Being Registered Disabled and an enforced 'leftie'.
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Re: lefties
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2007, 09:51:19 am »
Quote from: Nobby Diesel on August 02, 2007, 12:10:57 am
As I say to the current Mrs Diesel, who is left handed.......

"Left handed = disabled".

End of.
Oi!

I'm al lefty all the way!
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Re: lefties
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2007, 09:55:20 am »
Seems like lots people posting on this thread, oneself included, are left-handed ....maybe that's a clue to the source of the main contributors to the forum....  ;)

MG Mark
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Re: lefties
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2007, 10:13:29 am »
sh*t, I hope Andy Zarse is wrong, I've shared tents with some of you people :o
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Re: lefties
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2007, 11:02:11 am »
looks like the background colour of this forum should be changed from blue to pink judging by the number of self outed lefties on here, i'm off to find a butt plug for protection, i'm a married man you know.
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Re: lefties
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2007, 12:32:53 pm »
Quote from: vqdave on August 02, 2007, 11:02:11 am
i'm off to find a butt plug for protection, i'm a married man you know

Dont flatter yerself Dave!!!  8)

F

P.S.  Another leftie here too by the way - no dungarees & comfortable shoes in my wardrobe tho..... ;)
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Re: lefties
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2007, 12:47:43 pm »
Hey don't forget us lefties also make some pretty mean guitar players:
Jimmi Hendrix
Tony Iommi
Kurt Cobain
Paul McCartney

not mention who play right handed but are lefty's
Billy Corgan
Chris Rea
Mark Knopfler
David bowie
Noel Gallagher

and Michelangelo who i hear wasn't bad on the aul banjo.  ;)
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Re: lefties
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2007, 03:58:12 pm »
Quote from: mgmark on August 02, 2007, 09:55:20 am
Seems like lots people posting on this thread, oneself included, are left-handed ....maybe that's a clue to the source of the main contributors to the forum....  ;)

MG Mark

I don't know if anyone is forming a register of lefties on the forum, but it seems the majority of contributers are lefties. So I gues that either makes us 'Sad' people or we lefties make up the majority of the brainier interlectual type people within society and we are able to converse openly knowing that we are 'superior'.

Any views on this?

JJ
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Re: lefties
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2007, 11:00:01 pm »
Quote from: LangTall on August 02, 2007, 09:51:19 am
Quote from: Nobby Diesel on August 02, 2007, 12:10:57 am
As I say to the current Mrs Diesel, who is left handed.......

"Left handed = disabled".

End of.
Oi!

I'm al lefty all the way!

Blimey!

Left handed and soooooo tall.

Double diasbled!

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Re: lefties
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2007, 11:39:53 pm »
Quote from: Nobby Diesel on August 02, 2007, 11:00:01 pm
As I say to the current Mrs Diesel, who is left handed.......

"Left handed = disabled".

End of.


Nobby,

Are you prepared to let Mrs D have a say? Or is this just a macho thingymagig?

I don't think we ought to bring our 'overalfs' into to the discussion. However mine is a rightie, brianier than me and a lot more visually esthetic than me. But thats beside the point. I live in the real world and she is on the outskirts somewhere.

Lets hear from Mrs. D.
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Re: lefties
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2007, 01:23:41 am »
So...

Taller, more prone to Schizophrenia, more intelligent, and gay....

Lefties also have a shorter life expectancy (allegedly).

Dx
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