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Offline garyfrogeye

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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2007, 01:37:32 pm »
Got to get one of these

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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2007, 03:12:48 pm »
Why - to overcome the noise of your rumbling diff?  I would have thought that a "Thunka Thunka Thunka" CD would be better.......

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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2007, 03:21:20 pm »
Oh and as well as all of those essential exterior/interior car and lifestyle accessories and clothing,  there is, of course, the need to possess another car orf the same generic model.  This needs to be in a burnt out or partially dismantled state, preferably jacked up up on bricks at the roadside, adjacent to your house....

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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2007, 02:56:07 am »
 :) So glad that the Chavalier has amused people and prompted so many replies. will post a pic once I have carried out all the suggested mods. just need to get my next Giro through, smack the various teenage girls with my kids about, rob the local KFC and sell some gear to kids in the local skate park.





















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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2008, 11:35:54 pm »
She is shaking in fear as she is in for the dreaded MOT on Saturday :(
Friday night will be long and horrid as she is up on the ramps for a set of shocks and some rust hiding work.
Wish me luck!

At least she had the honour of gracing the drive of Zarse Towers last night, sleeping with The Mighty Commer, Subaru and Steve Z's racing Bora.
Following Steve from Chichester was interesting... Drive it like you stole it springs to mind >:D

Andy, Cheers for the B&B and evening entertainment in your local....Chris really is as much of a **** in normal life as he is at LM ;D

 I have never felt so well the morning after 10 pints and made it to my meeting on time (the usual waste of time, but attendance is all that matters!)

I will keep you all updated as I know how interested everyone is in the preservation of sh1tty old repmobiles.

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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2008, 12:50:12 pm »
Ha! Marvellous to see you Rex. Yes, we did have quite a bit to drink. Not normally my thing on a school night, but needs must I suppose. Correct, Chris was on form, and he really is horrible isn't he?

The Chav was a welcome addition to the eclectic band of vehicles that have graced the drive of The Towers over the years. Hope the MoT goes well, I find fifty notes left "resting" in the ashtray ensures a blind eye turned to various "issues".

See you soon,
Andy.
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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2008, 03:29:42 pm »
Rex, 

Have you and your can of spray paint been at Royal Birkdale today? 

This from the live text commentary:

1258: Els misses a long par putt at the 15th to drop back to seven over. The South African looks like he's returned to his car and found someone has sprayed a phallus on it.

;D ;D ;D

Dx
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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2008, 05:12:12 pm »
How about this ;D
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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2008, 06:54:57 pm »
Quote from: Lord Pig-Pen on July 16, 2008, 11:35:54 pm

I will keep you all updated as I know how interested everyone is in the preservation of sh1tty old repmobiles.

PP

If she gets to birthday 35 like the Purple Peril, it will show the level of TLC you have shown her.

Good Luck mate.

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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2008, 07:25:35 pm »
Yes, good luck from oop north. Prepare well and it should be a breeze.
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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2008, 08:52:39 pm »
Quote from: Leftie on July 17, 2008, 06:54:57 pm
Quote from: Lord Pig-Pen on July 16, 2008, 11:35:54 pm

I will keep you all updated as I know how interested everyone is in the preservation of sh1tty old repmobiles.

PP

If she gets to birthday 35 like the Purple Peril, it will show the level of TLC you have shown her.

Good Luck mate.

Leftie

You seriously think it's going to last another seveteen years?  ??? Have you ever heard it start in a morning? :o
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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2008, 09:19:28 pm »
Well, we know the cambelt can pop at regular intervals without threatening the integrity of the motor, and it's not completely perforated yet.

And it's gold with pink penises on it, so no one will pinch it.

And I'm fairly sure even I couldn't burn it down with all he dangerous cack I buy off ebay.

And Rex, being a lord, is certain to have a heated garage with flunkeys bearing spilsorb for its nocturnal emmissions.
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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2008, 09:22:31 pm »
Spilsorb you say? That's the stuff that soaks up unwanted "emissions"? I've the Gimp staying soon. Where can one obtain such a product?
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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2008, 09:26:00 pm »
Cat litter is an easily available alternative.

And it's deodorising, which I imagine will come in very handy.
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Re: Chavalier
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2008, 10:09:55 pm »
Boring...

>Martini...LB

PS Just watched Sunday nights Top Gear with the Alfa... wicked
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