Merry Christmas!

[Andy Zarse]

Tee Hee, Mr Zarse, you're actually going to Shanghai to avoid crimbo, think again.  The Chinese really go to town over Christmas.  Just Google 'Shanghai Christmas' and see what you get

The Hotels, shopping malls, buildings, transport, streets are all lit up, they love it.  Have a great time if you wear sunglasses and ear muffs you may well avoid it.

It is to be hoped and assumed you are taking the piss Peter? 

F*ck me, the Commie bastards, what can I say. Oh well, fore-armed is forewarned. 

[Piglet]

Merry Christmas from us too 

Thanks for the entertainment over the year and the fun and friendship that comes out of this place.   Our thoughts are also with those who are having a tough time (and for those who are just grumpy  ).

If anyone finds themselves anywhere near the Devon/Dorset border over the next couple of weeks we'll be there and have plenty of booze to spare if you fancy a beer. 

[confession mode] For those expecting a "real" Christmas card from us, I'm sorry, I've crashed my PDA and discovered that it wasn't backed up properly - I can solve it but not in time for Christmas so no cards I'm afraid! 

Piglet and KK. 

[Fran]

,,,ear muffs ...... 

I bet you could get a nice set with antlers on - or some pointy elf ears!! 

[Nordic]

It's an entirely wretched time of year and anyone who wishes me Merry Christmas can just bloody well sod off     

I was in Crawley yesterday, what a wonderful festive and seasonal sight. The County Mall was completely rammed with thick shellsuit-wearing bastards dawdling around buying all manifestations of sh*t made by child labour, spending money they can ill-afford. Even the so-called carols were pre-recorded and sounded more like the massed choir of the Indian Jute and Hemp Marketing Board.

http://www.crawleyobserver.co.uk/news/County-Mall-santa-sacked-over.3604665.jp

County Mall, dont you just love it!!

[garyfrogeye]

"specialist grotto company"
Now that's a niche market

[smokie]

Have a great one everybody...

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1640733778

[Bob U]

Have a good one everyone. Don't stay too sober, I won't

[nickliv]

My annual Humbug post.

It's an entirely wretched time of year and anyone who wishes me Merry Christmas can just bloody well sod off     

I was in Crawley yesterday, what a wonderful festive and seasonal sight. The County Mall was completely rammed with thick shellsuit-wearing bastards dawdling around buying all manifestations of sh*t made by child labour, spending money they can ill-afford. Even the so-called carols were pre-recorded and sounded more like the massed choir of the Indian Jute and Hemp Marketing Board. I'm sure I could hear the sitar and zithers harmonising. Which would be fine if it was Divali but it isn't. And the price of wrapping paper has gone up to 5pence this year, welcome to rip-off Britain. Oh and there was a one-legged pigeon in the street outside the Rat and Parrot pecking up the remnants of last night's festive sick off the pavement. I'm not sure how it didn't choke on the cubes of broken bus stop glass that litter the streets, it's all that yuletide mindless violence that get's me.Quite what Sweet Jesus of Nazareth must think is anyones guess   

Indeed, four of us Zarses are going to China to get away from the whole ghastly business of Christmas in the UK.  Roast pork and noodles and a big night out in a Shanghai titty bar has got to be better than endless repeats of Only Fools and Horses and a gut full of gas from too much turkey, Guinness and a nut allergy.

So you chrismas lovers, you can all just piss off. I'm not interested. Got it?

But you KNOW you look your best in dark green Andy. It had to be done.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1641632623

To all the rest of you, have a cracker. (Pun intended)

[nopanic - neil]

Merry Christmas to all, have a good one all.

Anyone traveling have a safe journey (and walking to the pub and back does not count!)

[Lorry]

China!  Did somebody ask Santa for a larger carbon footprint.  

All of you, just remember that you shouldn't drink any more than last year
and you certainly shouldn't drink a drop less

Have a good one

[Jason]

To all fellow CA'ers Have yourselves a Merry Christmas, enjoy the festive period and may the New Year bring you much jocularity, beers and racing:)

Have fun y'all

[Robspot]

http://www.crawleyobserver.co.uk/news/County-Mall-santa-sacked-over.3604665.jp

County Mall, dont you just love it!!

Who the f**k employed him in the first place? Just by his picture you can tell he's a wrong un 

[Steve Pyro]

Wherever you are and whoever you're with, have a good one.

[Paddy_NL]

Merry Christmas everyone!

And remember to Keep Drinking!

[Werner]

Merry Christmas - and dont forget to sing the christmas songs: http://video.google.de/videoplay?docid=-7495327969751017571