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Offline jpchenet

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The 6 Truths of Life
« on: January 07, 2008, 01:22:12 pm »
1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3) The first truth is a lie.

4) You're smiling now cause you are a idiot.

5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6) There is still a stupid smile on your face.

Happy New Year!!  :)
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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2008, 01:24:22 pm »
 ;D

Good one, happy new year to you as well!!
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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2008, 01:29:44 pm »
I must be an idiot with a stupid smile on my face then!!  ;D

HNY to you too  :)
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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2008, 01:34:00 pm »
Same here ::)
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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2008, 01:45:40 pm »
 >:( Why would I want JPChenet to touch all my teeth with his tongue?  ??? I can think of few things I would relish less. And why does this make me an idiot?  ???
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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2008, 03:15:47 pm »
Hey, I can touch all of m...

Oh wait...

I'm an idiot  ;D
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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2008, 03:54:05 pm »
Happy new year Mark! ;D Switch you mobile back on! >:(

;)
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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2008, 11:41:05 am »
Quote from: Paddy_NL on January 07, 2008, 03:54:05 pm
Happy new year Mark! ;D Switch you mobile back on! >:(

;)

Incidentally did anyone else get a text from Mark (who was in Denver) on new year's eve which said:-

"                            "

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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2008, 11:46:04 am »
Quote from: Andy Zarse on January 08, 2008, 11:41:05 am

Incidentally did anyone else get a text from Mark (who was in Denver) on new year's eve which said:-

"                            "



Ah, you too then.

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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2008, 11:48:45 am »
Same here! ;D
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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2008, 11:52:42 am »
It's about as coherent as I was expecting from him!
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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2008, 12:01:56 pm »
Same here
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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2008, 12:12:38 pm »
Quote from: BOB U on January 08, 2008, 12:01:56 pm
Same here

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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2008, 12:12:46 pm »
No wonder his mobile is switched off now, the bill was probably too high if he sent all at CA a message :-\
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Re: The 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2008, 01:37:48 pm »
I think it must have confused the US networks by having a text written in "REAL" English  ;D

And Paddy, my mobile is switched on. Got a text from you this morning and I will be replying once I get you an answer.

The least said about Andy Z's tongue and my teeth the better I think!!  ::)

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