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Re: New car
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2008, 07:10:38 pm »
I prefer "Station Wagon" (and it's a Pontiac  ;D )



So Break or Station Wagon ?

In that case what does that make the Good'ol Morris Traveller


Morris Station Wagon ?

or

Morris Break ?

Which ever way, they were still good cars - What a combination  Steel & Wood and even sliding side windows.  ;D
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Re: New car
« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2008, 07:32:10 pm »
And there were these..........
What do you mean dust?.... Thats not dust, this is dust! Ich Habe Honda S2000 and its not mine!

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Re: New car
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2008, 07:34:24 pm »
And these...
What do you mean dust?.... Thats not dust, this is dust! Ich Habe Honda S2000 and its not mine!

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Re: New car
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2008, 07:36:53 pm »
And these...

Funny that -  I was just cutting and psoting that car and even those pics.

Saw one once in a farm near Basingstoke years ago. (near where they make the paper for the bank notes)

But on that site they had a pic of one of these -  How much did they sell for?

« Last Edit: April 22, 2008, 07:38:43 pm by nopanic - neil »
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Re: New car
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2008, 07:43:20 pm »
Or the perfect car for Le Mans & its French (so they let u park it anywhere on the campsite - almost)



or



I want the last one, would be great fun.
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Re: New car
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2008, 09:43:26 pm »
Cadillac hearse (with a few 'modifications')





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Re: New car
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2008, 09:50:27 pm »
I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

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Re: New car
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2008, 09:53:56 pm »
Yeah, thats how most of the frenchies end after ten years. ;D

This film should be played at high volume, so don't come complaining about it! And who the hell is Steve?

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Re: New car
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2008, 12:02:07 am »
I added a huge gouge down to metal in the drivers side rear wing of the Chavalier a few days ago by reversing into a brick flower planter while a little hung over.
I think it adds road prescence... and has knocked some of the mud off too so a winner all round. ;D

Piggers,

I hope you wrote 'OOPS' near the scrape. This is customary dear boy.

I generally use number plate letters when I am caught out in this situation.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2008, 12:05:03 am by Leftie »
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Re: New car
« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2008, 12:17:08 am »
Just a tip, don't leave your dog in the car. Not for the weak of stomach or those of a squeamish disposition.

http://g35driver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212883
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Re: New car
« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2008, 12:26:24 am »
Not nice. Did you read lower down in the same thread...

"About 6 years ago, my wife and I had our Min-Pin, Tillie, in our Acura CL with us. I was driving, and Tillie was standing on my wife's lap with her head out the passenger window. I pulled in to park at McDonalds, and when I pulled the keys out of the ignition, I accidentally bumped the 'Arm' button on the alarm remote. The problem is, my alarm has the window interface, so when I armed it, it automatically rolled the window up - squishing Tillie's neck and throat in the process. I hear my wife scream and turn to see our pooch dangling by her neck from the top of the passenger door and flailing around like a flag in a hurricane. I stared in disbelief for a split-second - horrified at the cartoonish events that were unfolding right in front of my eyes. And before I can react, Tillie lets loose a squirty $hit that shoots, slow motion like, accross the cabin, plastering the front of my shirt pretty good. So here I am in the Micky Dees parking lot, covered in crap, fumbling with the keys, wifey screaming bloodly murder in the passenger seat, with a half decapitated dog sticking out the window, flopping around for dear life and shooting diarreha from her a$$ cannon in rapid fire succession. Somehow in all the confusion, I managed to get the keys back into the ignition and roll the window down. Released from her deathlock, she fell back and collapsed into the wife's lap, gasping for air. I never will forget the look on Tillie's face... her eyes popping out of her head and her tongue dangling listlessly to one side... her expression was a mix of 'Im alive!' and 'WTF just happened?' and 'I can has Cheezeburger now?'

Eventually Tillie caught her breath, and after a few minutes was back to her normal self. I think the cheesburger helped. My wife and I, however, have been tramatized for life..."

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Re: New car
« Reply #41 on: April 23, 2008, 01:29:43 am »
You are a truly cruel barsteward.

BUT I LIKE YOUR STILE............ >:D ;D ;D

« Last Edit: April 23, 2008, 01:32:59 am by Leftie »
At my age, it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: New car
« Reply #42 on: April 23, 2008, 12:30:16 pm »
Not nice. Did you read lower down in the same thread...

"...flopping around for dear life and shooting diarreha from her a$$ cannon in rapid fire succession..."

Diarreha???  >:(  ??? Whilst I'm sure we're all glad the poor pooch was okay, I have no sympathy for the storyteller. Perhaps having his shirt covered in liquid excrement will remind him how to spell the word correctly. I will not rest until everyone on CA knows how to spell it, repeat after me it's:-

D I A R R H O E A

Now write it out twenty times, make sure it's learned, marked and inwardly digested. Not literally though. I will be going round at LM and if anyone fails the spelling test then they owe me a beer, so woe betide you all. I confidently predict free drink all weekend!
« Last Edit: April 23, 2008, 12:32:50 pm by Andy Zarse »
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Re: New car
« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2008, 12:57:08 pm »
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shooting diarreha from her a$$ cannon


Hmm, I assumed that was the name of his girlfriend, they'll shoot you as soon as look at you in that part of the world.

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I wouldn't worry too much about the theory Andy, as long as everyone can remember how to do it, it's the practical things that are important these days. And I didn't know Jimmy Summerville was into Vauxhalls, amongst other things. Are those two beech trees growing through the roof?
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Re: New car
« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2008, 02:57:58 pm »
I wouldn't worry too much about the theory Andy, as long as everyone can remember how to do it, it's the practical things that are important these days. And I didn't know Jimmy Summerville was into Vauxhalls, amongst other things. Are those two beech trees growing through the roof?
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Spare tyre looks like it's still got a few miles left on it though.
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