Ferrari Pit Crew

[jpchenet]

10 more as you stand at the moment Brian. (240)

I'm waiting to see if I get a fifth at 400??

[Andy Zarse]

Brian,

Was that you I saw on the telly at Silverstone this afternoon, running down the Hangar straight pissed, dressed up as a leprachaun?

If not, which CAer was it??

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Andy Z, me old mucker, I think it may have been Smokie, thought I could just make out on one of his placards. A.C.O be warned if I don't get 300 camping passes for MB, next year this is what you can expect.
I may have been mistaken though.
How's the Commer? fit and well I hope.
Take care.
Brian.

[Andy Zarse]

Hi Bri,

I couldn't make out the writing myself as I had lost my contact lenses! And I was with Chris (see Pile of W*nk thread) who is virtually blind.

The Commer is currently dead (or just resting) awaiting a new fan belt when I get time.

See ya round mate!

[Gilles]

For fan belt fast repair, we recommend to use the panties of your wife... is it just a French idea to repair like that ?

[Gilles]

Probably you gonna have to take it to Liverpool to be repaired...  

[Andy Zarse]

My wifes bloomers are far too big for repairing a small commercial vehicle. But they were in great demand during the recent Iraqi conflict for replacing worn out fan belts on Challenger tanks.

[Andy Zarse]

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[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Andy good to hear this, but tell me are those black things between her knees( not the two kids, before you all start) anti chaff pads.
Brian.
Yippee near my forth car.

[Gilles]

Is it really how all british girls are dressed up ? I understand your annual pilgrimage.

You need to be black to shag a barbie-lookalike Liverpoolian Girl ?

[Andy Zarse]

Is it really how all british girls are dressed up ? I understand your annual pilgrimage.

You need to be black to shag a barbie-lookalike Liverpoolian Girl ?

1. Sort of, some of them are good lookers but struggle in the sartorial elegance stakes. Sometimes I wonder who first suggested that leggins make your thighs look small.

2. It's a bit more subtle than that.

[Gilles]

You need to be black to shag a barbie-lookalike Liverpoolian Girl ?

2. It's a bit more subtle than that.

Could you tell me a little more ?

And I'm also asking the Liverpool boys of course (out of subject thanks for the 2003 tape, my English sounds more understandable on VCR than in reality !!!)

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Gilles, your voice was dubbed to make you understandable, we hired big H to do the voice over one morning we were lucky that he was sober or you would not have been so clear.

[Pidgeon]

Andy good to hear this, but tell me are those black things between her knees( not the two kids, before you all start) anti chaff pads.
Brian

Looking at the results of the past pregnancies(the two little ones) and her present condition and considering her age...... the pads are there to utilize the most inexpensive form of birth control. Just before you succumb to the temptation of sexual pleasures, you place a coin or a monetory note between your knees. If it falls out at any time during your sexual activities ...... POP GOES THE WEASEL.