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[nopanic - neil]

...or Nik Kershaw, Adam Ant, Culture Club, Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, Erasure or Pet Shop Boys 

Went to a party years ago, and a friend of my went to the party with a bandaid plaster on the bridge of his nose. Went as Adam Ant!  

[Lord Pig-Pen]

...or Nik Kershaw, Adam Ant, Culture Club, Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, Erasure or Pet Shop Boys 

Had a look through the autographed knicker draw then!.... and your old 7" collection reminded you of the last 2... never  been seen near to womens undies

[Weena]

or Curiosity killed the cat..., How is your pussy by the way?
Name the singer

she's fine thanks, how is your cock? 

[Lord Pig-Pen]

or Curiosity killed the cat..., How is your pussy by the way?
Name the singer

she's fine thanks, how is your cock? 

A bit battered and scabby, he spent the afternoon fighting a pheasant in the newly strimmed nettles.
we have a pet partridge too... we call him Alan

[Andy Zarse]

or Curiosity killed the cat..., How is your pussy by the way?
Name the singer

she's fine thanks, how is your cock? 

A bit battered and scabby, he spent the afternoon fighting a pheasant in the newly strimmed nettles.
The other, however, is like pink steel!

pink steel? Wilted Wall's sausage more like 

[Lord Pig-Pen]

or Curiosity killed the cat..., How is your pussy by the way?
Name the singer

she's fine thanks, how is your cock? 

A bit battered and scabby, he spent the afternoon fighting a pheasant in the newly strimmed nettles.
The other, however, is like pink steel!

pink steel? Wilted Wall's sausage more like 

I thought it was you in those toilets.... Bastard!