It's 1.38am on the second to last thursday before most people set sail.
I can only hope that you are all prepared so much that you don't feel the need to stay up and talk sh*t.
Woe betide you if you find yourself stuck in the gap between sleep and awakening with nothing to do and you yearn for an equally disturbed being because I won't be there.
Admittedly a short trip to the Perversion Parlour should divulge some sh*t talkers (mainly me I think).
OK so my wife is away until sunday but that doesn't excuse the rest of you from joining my world. Free champagne to anyone who posts in the next 5 minutes
merde
I log off 18 mins before your post, mind you looks like it took you a while to type it. 
if you'd seen him last night you would understand that typing anything coherent is a modern day miracle 
Well, LPP and myself didn't get to bed untill 4.30ish. Half bottle of Grouse(me) 3/4 bottle Vodka (LPP). It was a laugh.
Good gathering last nigh, many thanks to FS &LPP for organising.
Robspot, there is an old saying..........'You can leed a horse to water, but you can't make it drink'. So did the ladies force you to consume even more pop?