What's all the fuss about? Carrefour sell canoes don't they?

And if it was all dry, people would be bitching about not being able to get the tent pegs in, and the world famous HA dust getting everywhere. And I mean everywhere. My 'crevices' are just getting back to normal.
Anyhoo, if it's cold, the hawaiian tropic girls will be niptastic. At least I know how they get their tans. They slather themselves in glue, and run round HA in the dust trail of a goped.

I do wonder if the other nationalities who visit LM are as obsessed with the weather as we are, or is it a peculiarly 'british' preoccupation, born out of an overwhelming sense of akwardness when in social situations.