Dear Gilles,
We have here a classic case of wire crossing (misunderstanding). Not for a moment was I calling into question your sexual inclinations, it was more an observation on the quality and length of erections promised by Savaloys cocktail recipe.
English girls really aren't that bad you know, and we should be 'sticking up' for them. Although I have to admit that some could learn a thing or two in the presentation department from the lovely women across the channel.
H