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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2008, 01:57:29 pm »
Well, I was given a nasty shock on Friday, but fortunately a Super Hero came along. Strangely though, I don't remember which particular Marvel comic he featured in, or exactly what his super powers were:
Could it have been the amazing "Rent Boy"

We all have a pretty good idea what the Gimp's super powers are, but I think H is referring to to 'Wrestler Boy' (real name unknown) who remains shrouded in mystery - all we know for sure is that he can masturbate 19 times in one day and i'm not sure that counts as a super power!!
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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2008, 01:57:45 pm »
Big M's experience may be explained by the 'underground guide to Le Mans' - it mentions something about the 'well known Houx dogging spot'.
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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2008, 06:05:58 pm »
Big M's experience may be explained by the 'underground guide to Le Mans' - it mentions something about the 'well known Houx dogging spot'.

That's clearly where Big H found himself too...
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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2008, 07:06:53 pm »
Brown Friday..... ;)
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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2008, 01:37:20 pm »
I didnt see any dogging :(
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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2008, 01:38:56 pm »
We offered but you wouldn't play....
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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2008, 01:55:26 pm »
Watching you and Bill did not really appeal :)
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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2008, 01:57:51 pm »
>:D

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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2008, 02:02:19 pm »
>:D

bring your own lube??
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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2008, 03:02:25 pm »
>:D

bring your own lube??

I recommend SpongeBob's Industrial Back Sack and Crack Lube.
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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2008, 03:12:21 pm »
>:D

bring your own lube??

I recommend SpongeBob's Industrial Back Sack and Crack Lube.

i hear that its quite sticky and stains easily... :P
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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2008, 03:52:17 pm »
>:D

bring your own lube??

I recommend SpongeBob's Industrial Back Sack and Crack Lube.

i hear that its quite sticky and stains easily... :P

As long as you're completely sh!tfaced you can get the application just right. Just don't breathe in through your nose...  >:D
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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2008, 03:56:38 pm »

As long as you're completely sh!tfaced you can get the application just right. Just don't breathe in through your nose...  >:D


That sounds like the voice of experience ... ;)

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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2008, 04:10:07 pm »

As long as you're completely sh!tfaced you can get the application just right. Just don't breathe in through your nose...  >:D


That sounds like the voice of experience ... ;)

Dx

Yes - recently I was sitting not far from someone who decided to 'applicate' himself with said product before announcing he'd done so - I didn't have time to fetch my nasal clamp. Brrrraaaackkk.
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Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?
« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2008, 06:36:24 pm »
>:D

bring your own lube??
I see Zarse membership is rubbing off on you.... good lad!
Soon you will be on the register >:D

Well he wasn't gonna bring it himself now was he? ;D


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