Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?

[Big_M]

Stayed in Houx again.

Got woken up at about 1.30 am this morning when someone knocked over our beer wall.  Thinking it was thieving pikeys, I got dressed.  Betime I had managed it in the dark, all was quiet - or so I thought.  Once I had focused my eyes - not less than 20 yards away was some bird giving a bloke a blow job.     Thinking I was dreaming, I went back into the tent and fetched my other half - who like most blokes had sent me out to investigate the noise.

When we got outside again, they were in full missionary position and totally oblivious to us watching. 

I was really tempted to take a photo, then leg it - but my OH talked me out of it.  We did stay and watch for a few minutes tho'   

Can't have been comfortable for them.

[Barry]

Anybody we know?

[Big_M]

Anybody we know?

Difficult to tell in the dark - the woman had dark shoulder length hair.  Bloke was average build, average size etc 

[Andy Zarse]

I expect it was the gimp.

[Queen Vic of the Melans]

I must question the other Melans, although I don't think they made it over to Houx...

[Gimp Zarse]

I expect it was the gimp.

Can't have been me Master, he said 'average size'.

[DelBoy]

Can't have been me Master, she said 'average size'.

[Gimp Zarse]

Humblest apologies for my glaring error - am I to lock myself into the cock harness and wait for Lord Pig Pen to return?

[BigH]

Well, I was given a nasty shock on Friday, but fortunately a Super Hero came along. Strangely though, I don't remember which particular Marvel comic he featured in, or exactly what his super powers were:

[Robbo]

I must question the other Melans, although I don't think they made it over to Houx...

Hi Vicky

Was it you we bumped into walking from the village up to Dunlop bridge on Saturday afternoon??
One of The Melans was having to be held upright!! Good work

[Doris]

Hi Vicky

Was it you we bumped into walking from the village up to Dunlop bridge on Saturday afternoon??
One of The Melans was having to be held upright!! Good work

That would have been Weena.  Bloody pisshead.   

Dx

[Queen Vic of the Melans]

Robbo, Yes that was Weena!!!  The other Melans went back to base and left me to try and get her sobered up a bit... I didn't stand a chance...  She's a bloody nightmare, but funny with it!!!  She nearly knocked a few people out on her way.

[Weena]

I only stepped on a couple of small children 

[Brad Zarse]

You'd recovered sufficiently to be wheeled around the middle of the guiness bar in a Grundon style wheelie bin though.....  The pictures are genius!

[Lorry]

Well, I was given a nasty shock on Friday, but fortunately a Super Hero came along. Strangely though, I don't remember which particular Marvel comic he featured in, or exactly what his super powers were:

Could it have been the amazing "Rent Boy"