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Offline Queen Vic of the Melans

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Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« on: June 18, 2008, 03:17:38 pm »
For those of you who didn't hear Hayleys effort

Hayley - "Excuse me... Do you have a small willy?!"

Random - "No I don't thanks!"

Hayley - "Come on, there must be something wrong with you... Cause you're bloody gorgeous!!"

You might have needed to be there... but I had to mention this as she didn't think I'd mention it here!
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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 04:09:40 pm »
She tried that one on me too...  ;)
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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 04:40:32 pm »
Steve, judging by the outfit on Friday and the photo evidence... I think Hayley may not have said this to you, maybe just the opposite??  >:D
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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 05:24:39 pm »
 ;D ;DHaha - that wasn't me  :P
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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2008, 07:22:50 pm »
For those who didn't hear it??  You mean there was someone you didn't tell ??  ;D  :o
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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 01:00:36 pm »
Personally I prefer this one... (courtesy of Maximum)

http://gallery.drinkingforholland.com/main.php/v/LM2008/maximum/Le+Mans+08+133.jpg.html

 >:D  >:D  >:D
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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2008, 01:33:34 pm »
Such a nice girl.... she didnt look quite so confident when confronted with a certain larger specimen on Sunday night!
I will post the evidence later >:D >:D
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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 01:43:19 pm »
your Melans membership might have to be withdrawn   :P  :police:  :police:
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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 01:46:45 pm »
Quote from: Lord Pig-Pen on June 19, 2008, 01:33:34 pm
Such a nice girl.... she didnt look quite so confident when confronted with a certain larger specimen on Sunday night!
I will post the evidence later >:D >:D

Lager? or Larger??

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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2008, 01:52:46 pm »
Quote from: Weena on June 19, 2008, 01:43:19 pm
your Melans membership might have to be withdrawn   :P  :police:  :police:

I believe that decision can only be made by The Queen of the hive and not one of the drones..... ;D
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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 01:58:58 pm »
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group  ;D

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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2008, 02:00:58 pm »
Quote from: Weena on June 19, 2008, 01:58:58 pm
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group  ;D


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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2008, 03:54:38 pm »
Quote from: Weena on June 19, 2008, 01:58:58 pm
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group  ;D



Yeh right ::)
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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2008, 03:59:07 pm »
Quote from: SpongeBob Sh*tPants on June 19, 2008, 03:54:38 pm
Quote from: Weena on June 19, 2008, 01:58:58 pm
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group  ;D



Yeh right ::)

Bob - you read my mind.

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Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2008, 05:02:10 pm »
Quote from: Weena on June 19, 2008, 01:58:58 pm
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group  ;D



Role model? :o
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