Wayne, my mate who came with me for the first time is considered at work to be a right boring person who knows the difference in wheel nut torque settings etc etc between cars. His previous job was an electronics engineer.
So travelling back on the Autoroute with me driving at 80 mph we were having a bit stupid banter to pass the time. I asked,'Wayne, what was the first circuit board you ever soldered? Instead of telling me to f**k off he said 'A KZ rds Keyboard'. It was at that point I fell asleep and carreered towards the concrete central reservation only to be woke by Waynes death scream and him pushing the steering wheel causing us to miss the wall by centimetres. Back at work and he is officially the most boring man in the world. I was nearly bored to death.
