Can you tell who it is yet?

[Lord Pig-Pen]

So under the thumb that He's off out on the lash with Steve Zarse and Robspot in Chichester tonight... while Lady PP is at home alone.... well.... I think she will be alone?

I seem to have broken myself. Again. 

My eyes hurt.... drink is evil

[Andy Zarse]

I couldn't go as I'd arranged to take my dear old mum out for a meal last night, but I got repeated and increasingly rude texts through to the early hours... 

[SteveZarse]

Apologies. Some drunken fool got hold of my phone. If it's any consolation I feel like a large bag of poo today and would welcome death with open arms. I was only four hours late for work...

[amazing 1]

perv No 2!!

Without question,and I see nothing wrong with that.

Perv # 2

[Doris]

I was only four hours late for work...

Well done.  I applaud you.  No that that will make you feel any better. 

Dx

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Finally in an almost fit state to type.... OMG... the worst thing to do on a school night is to go out on a massive lash up in Chichester with Steve Zarse and Robspot!
A curry and a few beers were planned.... but planning went out the window and the evening descended into drunken carnage with no food and 3 litres of Leffe plus JD and all other manner of filth when we got back to Steve's pad.
Never again... untl the next time

[Perdu]

Hard times down sarff then LPP?

 

[amazing 1]

Uncle Pervy is still waiting on his pic.