Hard time in business

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Still no explanation from the Boss and he is sat 3 feet away from me.... and I have asked
Trying to remain calm..... but its not working very well

Finally got an answer and my last day is Friday 28th.
Both of us have been asked to apply internally but as we have both been singled out to be let go I dont hold out much help.
My boss begged us to apply but the powers that be have said we dont need that many Surveyors, hence condensing 2 positions into one.
Got a few leads on other things so fingers crossed.

[lady pig-pen]

at least i have a job rex.....maybe we could hire you out as a stripper   

[Lord Pig-Pen]

at least i have a job rex.....maybe we could hire you out as a stripper   

Personally I think Claire could possibly make more money as a stripper than myself. I have no desire to attend parties where I maybe required
However, all aside, I had a call this afternoon and there is some hope.
Fingers crossed.... not like Lady PP does. Terrible mess

[Perdu]

Rex

about this stripper business...

I'm a bit alarmed at the possibilty of nipping into the local Rocket Club *and finding you displaying your luxuriously plush exterior under lights and possibly hanging off a pole

Atcherrrley I'm a lot more than a bit concerned, so how about you should start a thread

Stop Rex from stripping for a living

where do we donate?

* not as I ever went into such an establishment, or saw our local vicar discussing religion with one of the delightful damsels thereof...

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Rex

about this stripper business...

I'm a bit alarmed at the possibilty of nipping into the local Rocket Club *and finding you displaying your luxuriously plush exterior under lights and possibly hanging off a pole

Atcherrrley I'm a lot more than a bit concerned, so how about you should start a thread

Stop Rex from stripping for a living

where do we donate?

* not as I ever went into such an establishment, or saw our local vicar discussing religion with one of the delightful damsels thereof...

I have a plan!
If i am to be a stripper.. then everyone should
Next calendar!!

[Leftie]

at least i have a job rex.....maybe we could hire you out as a stripper   

Personally I think Claire could possibly make more money as a stripper than myself. I have no desire to attend parties where I maybe required
However, all aside, I had a call this afternoon and there is some hope.
Fingers crossed.... not like Lady PP does. Terrible mess

Reminds me of 'The Full Monty'.

Go for it mate, think of all those Hen Nights that you will get molested at.

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Well.... My contract finished last Friday and I have been amusing myself by doing a delivery round for some friends who own a Sandwich delivery business. Finished by 1.20 and enough pocket money to pay for the evenings beers. Interview on Monday in Southampton. 

[nopanic - neil]

Well.... My contract finished last Friday and I have been amusing myself by doing a delivery round for some friends who own a Sandwich delivery business. Finished by 1.20 and enough pocket money to pay for the evenings beers. Interview on Monday in Southampton. 

Good luck, for Monday.

No work is crap, my phone is dead.         There again, I may have cheesed off one to many customers. 

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Well.... My contract finished last Friday and I have been amusing myself by doing a delivery round for some friends who own a Sandwich delivery business. Finished by 1.20 and enough pocket money to pay for the evenings beers. Interview on Monday in Southampton. 

Good luck, for Monday.

No work is crap, my phone is dead.         There again, I may have cheesed off one to many customers. 

Cheers Neil. I will keep all updated. My round involves several hairdressers, florists and a nail shop.... its really rather nice

[knetter]

All I am missing there Rex is a massage parlour,

[Robspot]

All I am missing there Rex is a massage parlour,

Do you go there before or after you get your hair and nails done? 

[knetter]

After of course, I always go for a happy end

[Lorry]

Good luck, and don't forget you need some spare time for the popemobile

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Interview in Southampton Monday afternoon so fingers crossed.
I got 3 new customers on my round this morning which has pleased my friends, especially as the last driver got arrested for being totally hammered before 11 am, drinking neat Vodka from a plastic water bottle!
Classy.

[Robspot]

for being totally hammered before 11 am, drinking neat Vodka from a plastic water bottle!
Classy.

Like you've never done that! 

Good luck anyway