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Offline termietermite

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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2008, 03:34:08 pm »
Phew.  I thought I was going to have to eat the rillettes myself...
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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2008, 03:34:35 pm »
Don't leave the car keys lying around either just in case that gets moved too  ;D
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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2008, 03:58:00 pm »
If the last time you used the passport was with the car, then check it again.
I thought I had lost my passport at LM a couple of years ago, searched car twice, on third search found it between roof lining and sun visor on the passenger side. :-[
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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2008, 06:09:18 pm »
This chap had a fair idea how to deal with the dragon who moved his passport and tickets!  ;D

Go home and beat her like a circus bear.  :D

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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2008, 06:12:57 pm »
Car, tickets, all my gear, money, keys, passport and clothes are all hidden on a farm a mile from home. Bicycle is hidden in bushes over the lane. All I have to do is get out of the house. Nothing can stop my evil plans now! (Laughs like bond villain) :)
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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2008, 06:39:57 pm »
Quote from: Dr Sconefinger on July 08, 2008, 06:12:57 pm
Car, tickets, all my gear, money, keys, passport and clothes are all hidden on a farm a mile from home. Bicycle is hidden in bushes over the lane. All I have to do is get out of the house. Nothing can stop my evil plans now! (Laughs like bond villain) :)

Did you ever see tht film where a woman ties a fella to a bed and then beats his feet and ankles...

>Martini...
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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2008, 07:06:45 pm »
Quote from: Martini on July 08, 2008, 06:39:57 pm
Quote from: Dr Sconefinger on July 08, 2008, 06:12:57 pm
Car, tickets, all my gear, money, keys, passport and clothes are all hidden on a farm a mile from home. Bicycle is hidden in bushes over the lane. All I have to do is get out of the house. Nothing can stop my evil plans now! (Laughs like bond villain) :)

Did you ever see tht film where a woman ties a fella to a bed and then beats his feet and ankles...

>Martini...

See it? sounds like he is in it!

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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2008, 09:43:38 pm »
Sounds kinda kinky. I should be so lucky!
 Another stroke of bad luck- the car I'm in convoy with has turned up at workshop tonight with a burst heater matrix and an alternator that ain't putting out any power. Sodding trips turning into a nightmare before we even leave.
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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2008, 12:04:52 am »
Commer?  ;D
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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2008, 01:26:23 am »
Know the film.... big fat woman with a sledge hammer doing a nasty hobbeling on someone famous, ankles shattered and the like... eeeeeewwww... the crunchy sounds are horrid.
Heater matrix... bypass it..  not needed in such lovely summer weather ;D
Birthday Girl has retired... snoring like a warthog... My parents fed her fizzy and her new ipod wont upload... but being 22 has its advantages! >:D
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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2008, 10:56:33 am »
Quote from: Lord Pig-Pen on July 09, 2008, 01:26:23 am
Know the film.... big fat woman with a sledge hammer doing a nasty hobbeling on someone famous, ankles shattered and the like... eeeeeewwww... the crunchy sounds are horrid.

That's nothing Rex.  In the book she chops one of his feet off with an axe.

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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2008, 12:11:06 pm »
Quote from: Doris on July 09, 2008, 10:56:33 am
Quote from: Lord Pig-Pen on July 09, 2008, 01:26:23 am
Know the film.... big fat woman with a sledge hammer doing a nasty hobbeling on someone famous, ankles shattered and the like... eeeeeewwww... the crunchy sounds are horrid.

That's nothing Rex.  In the book she chops one of his feet off with an axe.

Dx
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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2008, 12:14:21 pm »
Quote from: LangTall on July 09, 2008, 12:11:06 pm

Misery.  8)


A downright tragedy more like  ;D
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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2008, 01:51:49 pm »
Normal everyday marital bliss...

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Re: Eejit content- lost passport!
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2008, 02:34:32 pm »
Quote from: Steve Pyro Brown on July 09, 2008, 12:14:21 pm
Quote from: LangTall on July 09, 2008, 12:11:06 pm

Misery.  8)


A downright tragedy more like  ;D

Maybe I should have written: The Novel 'Misery' written by Stephen King.  ::)
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