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Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« on: August 01, 2003, 03:55:21 pm »
I noticed a lot of chaps with their own hosepipes and fittings this year.  I suppose that they were mostly used for legal purposes, but if I wanted to take my own next year, can anyone tell me what size the fittings are for the standpipes.  I bet they're not standard 50 or 75 mm threads!
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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2003, 03:58:41 pm »
The ones on Houx Annexe this year and the ones on Expo last year were standard external threads. Not sure whether 50 or 75mm but the standard one we had fitted fine.

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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2003, 04:02:09 pm »
Just looking at a ruler and 75mm looks far too big. 50 looks quite large too but might be the right size.

There should be at least one person with the right size fitting anyway so just ask them if you can borrow their thread and connect your femail hose connector onto their male connector.  :)

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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2003, 04:19:24 pm »
Cheers JP

Have to see if I've got enough space in the back of the motor to fit the hose!  Threatening to do something abominable to my mates arse!!!!!!!! :o

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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2003, 04:28:56 pm »
After a diet of red meat, beer and red wine for a week I don't think any of our group need any loosening off in that area.  :o

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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2003, 04:42:31 pm »
His 'Club-Speed-Es-Car-Go' name is Captain Claggy.............Says it all I think ::)

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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2003, 05:34:03 pm »
Just stick you hose on the standard euro wide fittings , if there are ant problems Ze Germans will sort it out .


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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2003, 05:49:06 pm »
Cheers Robbo, I'll give it a try ;D
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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2003, 08:25:09 pm »
We bought a cheap hose and nozzle set this year at Carrefour for 'amusement'.
It came with various sized adaptors and fittings which are the same as UK tap threads.  So no probs there.
Us (and many passers by) got very wet in Houx Annexe on Sunday night.  ;D
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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2003, 01:55:02 am »
Must admit, I was wondering about a very long hose up to the Houx Annexe Roundabout next year instead of worrying about refilling the SuperSoaker!!   ;D

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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2003, 08:54:16 pm »
During our moist misbehaving on Sunday night, someone drove past in a open car with a passenger who had an amazing supersoaker.  Instead of a piddling stream of water, it just dumped it's entire reservoir in one go - right over my mate standing next to me  ;D
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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2003, 09:56:17 am »
We bought a cheap hose and nozzle set this year at Carrefour for 'amusement'.
It came with various sized adaptors and fittings which are the same as UK tap threads.  So no probs there.
Us (and many passers by) got very wet in Houx Annexe on Sunday night.  ;D

Thanks for the info about Carrefour, Steve.  How long was the hose?

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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2003, 10:53:12 pm »
the best price for a basic 7m hose + the nozzle is around 7 euros on every DIY store... regular lengths are 7, 15 and 25 meters but you also can ask for the lenght you desire as they sell it by meter...
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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2003, 12:50:12 am »
Thanks for the info about Carrefour, Steve.  How long was the hose?

Andy
As far as I remember, we were gready and went for the full 25 metres (for extra manoeuvrability)  ;)
One of our number brought it home with him to water his garden.
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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2003, 09:53:54 am »
Thanks for the info about Carrefour, Steve.  How long was the hose?

Andy
As far as I remember, we were gready and went for the full 25 metres (for extra manoeuvrability)  ;)
One of our number brought it home with him to water his garden.

Gilles / Steve

Thanks for the information.  Very useful.   :)
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