GRRRRRRR!!! Manners!

[lynxd67]

Well, "you should of borrowed me" takes it to a new plane I feel.

[Robspot]

I received an email this morning starting

"Hello
 
Please bare with me while i try to explain as briefly as possible my situation."


I replied saying I would need to see a photograph before I would consider undressing with a stranger but that I would be happy to bear with her while she found one.

[Dangermouse]

On another forum I frequent (ok, to stop the suspcious thoughts it's for Capri owners!....there....shamed!)......too many people for my liking refer to having problems with their 'breaks'.   Something to do with stopping the car by all accounts.   

[lynxd67]

I should of told you befoor that ill never borrow you that peace. My dinamos palaroty is not in question but I am upset that my car has no fans. I like it anyway.

Another one I read today was someone writing about an "hairlewm" passed down through the family!

[Perdu]

I so agree with this

Who decided to allow so muchly mangeliseing of a bootifule langwidge


My favourite hate?

"should of"

what the hell does "should of" mean?

what illegitimate abuser of the tongue invented that abortive effort?


OR MAYBE IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO REPLACE


Should have

AFTER ALL

off for a quiet "hide in a dark room" 'til the world gets naice again...

[Andy Zarse]

I should of told you befoor that ill never borrow you that peace. My dinamos palaroty is not in question but I am upset that my car has no fans. I like it anyway.

Another one I read today was someone writing about an "hairlewm" passed down through the family!

How about iatoo?

As in "Iatoo run for the bus today"

Heard in Birmingham once; Breakfasts's's (pronounced brek/fus/sus/is) As in "We 'ad we brekfussuses"

All perfectly charming, unlike can-I-get 

[Neal]

Can I get a Ham on brown WTF. I don't know about everyone else but I prefer my sandwich filling inside two pieces of bread not on top.

[Lord Steve]

My pet hates are:

(Normally heard when two teenage girls are talking to each other) "And she was like, and I was like, and she was like, and I was like oh my God"

The other irritating improper use of English (especially up here in North Lincolnshire) is when someone responds to a statement like - "I was going to go to the pub" with "Was yer".

My wife works in a local secondary modern school and if you'd seen a letter sent to a parent by the Head of English you would either die laughing or die of shame.

What on earth is happening?

[Steve Pyro]

Has anyone else noticed that since the start of the olympics the English language has aquired a new verb?

The verb to medal.


"She is the first British woman to medal in this sport for 20 years"

"We fully expect more of our athletes to medal overnight"

To continue in this vein, Gary Glitter is on his way back to Blightly 

[Leftie]

woman to medal, thats the normal state of affaire's, whats wrong with it

Thats current BBC talk, like 'she has medalled'.

It's the new BBC language we all must learn.  Where the f*ck is English?

[Bob U]

Has anyone else noticed that since the start of the olympics the English language has aquired a new verb?

The verb to medal.


"She is the first British woman to medal in this sport for 20 years"

"We fully expect more of our athletes to medal overnight"

To continue in this vein, Gary Glitter is on his way back to Blightly 

I don't fancy his chances of passing through imigration

[Leftie]

as ever, foot/shot/gob gomes to mind

I notice Peter that you went to the same skool as me for spelling.

BTW, if she 'medalled', what in? Drugs maybe.

[Andy Zarse]

as ever, foot/shot/gob gomes to mind

I notice Peter that you went to the same skool as me for spelling.

BTW, if she 'medalled', what in? Drugs maybe.

Everything!

[Leftie]

as ever, foot/shot/gob gomes to mind

I notice Peter that you went to the same skool as me for spelling.

BTW, if she 'medalled', what in? Drugs maybe.

Everything!

Leftie, the point was to use the same spelling as a play on words between Meddle and Medal, never mind just try and keep up if you can.

As I said, same skool of spelling mate. I quote ' as ever, foot/shot/gob gomes to mind'. 

[Lord Pig-Pen]

I received an email this morning starting

"Hello
 
Please bare with me while i try to explain as briefly as possible my situation."


I replied saying I would need to see a photograph before I would consider undressing with a stranger but that I would be happy to bear with her while she found one.

On the subject of emails and frying.... I received a forward from the contractors working for us that happened to have a comment a few mails below. "He has a whole basket of chips on his shoulder" was enough for her to get threatened with dismissal.... but she had not yet attended "Diversity" training...
I thought it was rather funny as I had obviousy riled her a little.... and I bet her ass twitched when she was confronted He He!