no lemans for me in 2009 
Why?
Make sure is a bl@@dy good excuse!
i was going to go the the nurburgring second weekend in may then fly to lemans for the weekend but my mates im going with can only do the second weekend of june ( lemans weekend! ) plus the track is open all weekend and most of the following week so its a good time to go! I can only afford to go to either nurburgring or Leman and as my mate spoilt the nurburgring trip last year im going there 
I've never read such hopeless drivel in all my life. Look Kev, I've known people miss LM for all sorts of good reasons. Over the years births, deaths, marriages and fire, flood and pestilence have all gotten in the way of attending the great race. But I am utterly appalled at your pathetic excuse of "my mates want to go to the Ring". For f*ck's sake, the bloody place is open 52 weeks of the year, you can grab a couple of days off work and do it in a long weekend.
Should you not wish to reconsider your very ill-advised actions I will have no alternative than to recommend your membership of Club Arnage is terminated without further notice and you are blackballed from all further events. 
Get a f*cking grip.
I second all of this... what a total load of rubbish.
Sure, the ring may be fun but LM must kick the Sh*t out of buggering your car on a lap of a race track...
Had you got to LM when we did this year you could have sneaked the Ashtray onto the track and done a fly past for DFH and the pit crews, as Sausage and I did on our bikes.... much more rewarding and free!
If ur mates want to go holding up traffic at the ring, let em go...
I suggest that you speak very politely to Russ and Andy Z and you may get a camp near The Brethen & Team Zarse, that way you can show your "mates" how a real Le Mans week is undertaken......
I seem to remember you saying one mate was bored and didnt want to do anything at LM... he deserves interrogation by Sgt Major Chop and Lady PP. He has issues he is hiding and could be a danger to society
May I add that this is not a personal attack, just a gentle reminder about the important things in life. I'm sure next june will bring new surprises and as well as irritants, as LM always does. Its one week/weekend... the ring is all year round and all your lovely CA friends wont be there. The Gimp will miss you and Lady PP was planning a treat for you in in my Perversion Parlour. Now you dont want to miss out on that do you......................................................
PP
