things you don't expect to hear.....

[jpchenet]

.......I'm currently sat at the London Irish v US Dax European Challenge Cup match with Doris. The temperature is dropping so we're all putting on gloves and hats as Doris pipes up "But it will mess up my hair!"

I nearly spilt my Guinness! ;-)

[F-Troop Mom]

This from a woman who I didn't know even had hair because she wears hats and scarves all the time at races.

[mgmark]

This from a woman who I didn't know even had hair because she wears hats and scarves all the time at races.

Or purple wigs......

MG Mark

[jpchenet]

Or of course has it all shaved off for charity!! Hence the foundation of the CA Charity Fund and the birth of the Charity Auction!!

[Doris]

Or JPC saying ...

"I think I may have had a bit too much to drink."

 

Dx 

[Andy Zarse]

Or JPC saying ...

"I think I may have had a bit too much to drink."

 

Dx 

Typical bloody woman, selective quoting. 

If you're referring to Vicky's 30th where even fairly early on it became very apparent that Mark was so over-refreshed he actually needed refreshing, if you see what I mean.

What he actually said was - and I quote the whole phrase rather than just one sentence -

"I think I may have had a bit too much to drink. Therefore I'm going to the lavatory to vomit it up and make room for some more beer."

You see. Quoting the whole thing casts a completely different, and more favourable, light upon Mark. Or not... 

[Brad Zarse]

Mark??

Had too much to drink??

Never.....

[jpchenet]

Mark??

Had too much to drink??

Never.....

Didn't spill a drop!!! 

Now, where are the photos I had of Brad from early on in the proceedings? 

[Robbo]

Anybody fancy London Irish v's Gloucester on Saturday 20th December k.o. 3pm at Mad Stad, Reading?

[Doris]

Typical bloody woman, selective quoting. 

If you're referring to Vicky's 30th where even fairly early on it became very apparent that Mark was so over-refreshed he actually needed refreshing, if you see what I mean.

What he actually said was - and I quote the whole phrase rather than just one sentence -

"I think I may have had a bit too much to drink. Therefore I'm going to the lavatory to vomit it up and make room for some more beer."

You see. Quoting the whole thing casts a completely different, and more favourable, light upon Mark. Or not... 

Actually Andy it's a quote from Thursday night at the rugby, and if you'd like the whole thing -

"I think I may have had a bit too much to drink because I have a strange urge to sing 'My One Skin Lies Under my Two Skin'.

You're right, it does cast it in a completely different light.

Dx

[Doris]

Anybody fancy London Irish v's Gloucester on Saturday 20th December k.o. 3pm at Mad Stad, Reading?

First plays second.  Potentially a great game.  Can't wait!   

Dx

[jpchenet]

Yep, I'll be there!!

Robbo, we normally meet in The Gateway (two minutes from Reading Station) for some Irish Stew and a couple of swift ones beofre heading to the Mad Stad.

Does Doris have your mobile number? What sort of time do you think you'l be in Reading?

Anyone else??  BobU, Nobby Diesel? 

[Robbo]

All sorted c/o Doris, she has booked our tickets!
See you in The Gateway for a Guinness or three!

[Nobby Diesel]

Yep, I'll be there!!

Robbo, we normally meet in The Gateway (two minutes from Reading Station) for some Irish Stew and a couple of swift ones beofre heading to the Mad Stad.

Does Doris have your mobile number? What sort of time do you think you'l be in Reading?

Anyone else??  BobU, Nobby Diesel? 

Can't do it unfortunately. More's the pity.
Have fun folks and Merry Christmas to you all.

[Petra]

Well, it WOULD have messed her hair up wouldn't it?