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Offline Nordic

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Zarse Xmas
« on: December 12, 2008, 02:00:12 pm »
Imagine my surprise when passing zarse towers last night when I saw this.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1nDUy-eNI


Arrr bless.
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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2008, 02:52:51 pm »
GGGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I will have nothing to do with this sort of thing! Rup, you might have seen there's some bloody bastards in a house just down the road from the BP garage in Tilgate which is festooned with this festive crap. Axtually there's loads of similar idiots, it's just that this lot take the f**k*ng biscuit and I now have to go out of my way to avoid  It makes me want to pour a gallon of premium unleaded through their door at 03.00am and torch to lot of them in their beds. That'll give them f**k*ng tidings of comfort and joy. f**k them. f**k their stupid lights. And f**k Christmas too.

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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2008, 03:13:42 pm »
Still, whilst we're at it...













« Last Edit: December 15, 2008, 11:11:58 am by smokie »
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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2008, 04:46:08 pm »
Excellent, that has cheered up my Friday afternoon no end!  I had wondered how long it would be before the annual festive thread would start, so that we could enjoy teaching from the unrivalled master of "Bah Humbug".  At such a time of seasonal joy, expressed across the country through such appropriate and tasteful lights, music, carols, etc.......   

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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2008, 06:06:11 pm »
That's bloody great Andy. May an enormous illuminated reindeer and sleigh adorn your roof.
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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2008, 08:33:28 pm »
More Christmas Bah Humbug . - Thanks Andy

« Last Edit: December 15, 2008, 11:11:07 am by smokie »
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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2008, 11:12:14 am »
Andys not the only one. There's even discent at the top.

WARNING .... Do not open if the kids are about or the vicar has called round.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhF47j2VK6M&feature=related
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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2008, 07:27:45 pm »
Quote from: Bob U on December 14, 2008, 11:12:14 am
Andys not the only one. There's even discent at the top.

WARNING .... Do not open if the kids are about or the vicar has called round.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhF47j2VK6M&feature=related

i love it lol
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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2008, 08:59:02 am »
Well.....Bah Humbug,

It seems that "Panic Mode" has set in..........all my customers think that the end of the world is coming.

It's only 2 days of the year and everyone is panicking....."my cookers broken.....can you fix it?"


Well who knows.....only the spares suppliers and manufacturers can allow me to rescue them!!!

So ,in a way I agree with the learned Mr.Zarse ;D
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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2008, 11:12:57 am »
Sorry guys, thread cleaned up a bit...

Please remember the content guidelines when posting
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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2008, 11:23:13 am »
Quote from: smokie on December 15, 2008, 11:12:57 am
Sorry guys, thread cleaned up a bit...

Please remember the content guidelines when posting

Apologies mate, it's just the rules are so confusing...

If I understand the position correctly, it's okay to post a photo of two kissing homosexual lesbians dressed as sexy santas, or Jesus holding some proprietory laundry products, but it's not okay post a slightly doctored representation of the Adoration of the Magi by Leonardo da Vinci illustrating a less-than-adoring Magi berating one of the Kings for his failure to furnish him with a new Playstation?

I think I've got it now... ;) ;D
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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2008, 04:55:09 pm »
Quote from: Andy Zarse on December 15, 2008, 11:23:13 am
I think I've got it now... ;) ;D

Glad you have...... ;)

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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2008, 07:32:08 pm »
The F word was wot did it. I think I accidentally deleted one I didn't mean to as well! You can blame another member, who posted something VERY inappropriate which was seen by one of our member's kiddies. Sorry!!
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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2008, 10:18:10 pm »
We leave it, rightly and properly, entirely in your Smokieness's highly capable hands..........

Mark
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Re: Zarse Xmas
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2008, 07:00:21 pm »
Quote from: The One Armed TeddyBear on December 16, 2008, 01:20:17 pm
Quote from: smokie on December 15, 2008, 07:32:08 pm
The F word was wot did it. I think I accidentally deleted one I didn't mean to as well! You can blame another member, who posted something VERY inappropriate which was seen by one of our member's kiddies. Sorry!!

it all seems very odd to me, wot with pictures of men's privates being yanked on as acceptable and hilarious, and other similar shots as not.
i did think that. one rule for 1 and 1 for another but hey i cant be bothered with the politics :) Christmas greetings and all that
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