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mike(liverpool boys)
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« on: March 04, 2009, 03:54:46 pm »

I've just been called into the office to have a speeding ticket chucked at me for my van. After a quick 'sorry boss' and 'it wont happen again boss' i went back to the van for a read of it. Now,my van is a 8 year old Merc Sprinter with 92000 miles on it and full of materials for work,so she aint light or fast. I was clocked at..... Wait for it..... 138mph!?! By a mobile gatso. The bloody van barely makes 80 down a hill. I feel a dispute with plod coming on.
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2009, 04:18:07 pm »


     I log for the first time for a while,Just to find one of

      our group is trying to duck his responsiblites,Shame on you Mike,

     pay up immediately and smile whilst you do it.Our Police are never wrong

   
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         Remember I have been a passenger in you car
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2009, 04:33:53 pm »

Sure that you haven't had your plate 'cloned'?
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2009, 04:47:23 pm »

You'd best contact Nick Freeman, because otherwise this charge is bound to stick!

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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2009, 05:17:32 pm »

Apparently if the make the charge stick its a court date for me but i've just been told that it will be thrown away as theres been more than a few people contesting the speeds they were caught at. Ian,i think 138 might even be pushing it for the astra,never mind a big tin can van.
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2009, 06:04:26 pm »

You'd best contact Nick Freeman, because otherwise this charge is bound to stick!


His office is just next to mine, pop in for a cuppa when you come in for your overpriced consultation!

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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2009, 08:07:29 pm »

Did the operator not notice that there was a problem?  They should be sacked!  What if it had been wrong by a much smaller amount, quids in for the "safety campaign" and countless motorists unfairly penalised. You should shame them by notifying your local paper.
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2009, 09:06:59 pm »

I think it was March a few days a go, but it can't be April 1 already.  138 mph is a ban, and that means a court hearing not a ticket. Cry

Some revenue collector has noticed the speed and still sent the ticket out in the hope that you're stupid enough to pay. Shocked

So how do you get 138 out of a Sprinter - was it going down Beachy Head Grin
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2009, 09:55:56 pm »

I've had a phone call to tell me to ignore the ticket. Its a definate fault with the machine. Apparently every car that day was clocked at around the same speed. The guy i spoke to said it was an oversight that i even got a ticket because they were all meant to be written off. Still,its been a good story for the gym.
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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2009, 11:09:24 pm »

I would want more than a guy on the phone saying it's a mistake.  I want written confirmation.

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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2009, 11:31:41 pm »

Try

'Can't you make it 140, I'm trying to sell it'

Perhaps not, not known for their humour really.

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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2009, 10:16:29 am »

I would want more than a guy on the phone saying it's a mistake. I want written confirmation. t,

Paid the 'station' a quick visit this morning,written confirmation in the post along with a sorry for any distress caused letter.
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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2009, 09:20:30 pm »

I told you if you put a 6.3 V12 in a scabby sprinter, you would get away with a speeder. Evil
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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2009, 12:07:40 am »

138 in a sprinter you are having a laugh, the astra will with easy believe me  Tongue
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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2009, 12:51:12 am »

138 in a sprinter you are having a laugh, the astra will with easy believe me  Tongue
The Vecky is sniggering on the driveway... I hope there were no cameras on the A34 on the way to view the Popemobile... 25 past the hour is all I will say Wink
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