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Offline Lord Pig-Pen

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Trapped in the office
« on: April 09, 2009, 10:42:05 am »
I have been forced to be on phone cover in head office today as my co-ordinator has gone on holiday. Selfish Bitch! >:(
Any suggestions on how to pass the time and get rid of my hangover, I stayed at a mates local to work last nite and we hit Andover good and proper!
Its a proper itchy teeth hangover from hell! ;D
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Re: Trapped in the office
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 10:51:33 am »
Go sick.

There's a nasty variant of Strep A going around, symtoms include sore throat, vomiting, muscle aches and pains, general malaise.

You probably feel like this anyway ;D

Mention that it has a mortality rate of 1 in 4, and has killled 100 people already this year, they will insist you go home.

If this fails I suggest pub lunch.
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Re: Trapped in the office
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 11:04:06 am »
I'm in that club too today mate. I had Byron down last night. You know what that means...   ::) Vomitting, headache, inability to even boil a kettle without spilling hot water everywhere, etc... He's gone to Orlando, I've put him in touch with Matt Harper, that will teach him.  >:D

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Re: Trapped in the office
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 11:10:22 am »
Me too.  I decided a few glasses of wine at my local would be a good idea last night and ended up on the Tequila.

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Re: Trapped in the office
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2009, 12:02:17 pm »
I stayed with a mate in Andover last nite as I had to be in early today......
3 pints before getting to hers as she was working till 6, Big bottle of Leffe and a rather large Vodka and tonic before going out followed by house doubles in cant remember how many pubs, Chinese and more when home... Itchy teeth today... eeew ;D
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Re: Trapped in the office
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 06:03:08 pm »
THIS is REX????
 :o
Itchy teeth???
 :-\
Selfish Bitch???
 :'(

am I imagining this thread and tomorrow it will be all right?

Am I in a strange village somewhere in some strange place and my number is 14 or 6 or summat

Sorry but this is surreal

1 Leffe, 1 VAT, some? house doubles........


I am not a numb...
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Re: Trapped in the office
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 09:51:35 pm »
The ordeal is over! I have regained my sanity and fought off the hangover with some much needed refreshments.
I really dont know how those poor girls in the call centre at ******* housing manage to spend every day talking to whining sh*t pots.
Thank god its all over!
Popemobiling tomorrow which has cheered me up no end. ;D
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