Goodwood Revival

[Andy Zarse]

Who's going?

Which day?

Who will be dressing up in period costume?

Who will be invading the track during the televised feature race in a CA tee and a kilt?

Seriously, for anyone who has not been before, it is a highlight of the motorsport year IMO. There are some fantastic cars and races particularly on the Sunday. I am looking forward to seeing, in no particular order, Moss in a DB3S Aston, Pirro in a lightweight E Type, Win Percy in the D Type and Darren Manning in a GT40 in the hour long main race.

Let's hope the weather holds out!

[Steve Pyro]

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[BigH]

Wotcher Andy,
I'll be there on Sunday.
I'm also off to a knees-up all day Saturday so I'll be a tad on the rough side. Nothing a Guiness and pint of whelks shouldn't put right though.
Gilles! are you still procrastinating?
I agree about the quality of the event, top-o. Seeing those old cars looking superb in their sponsor free livery and being thrashed is very good for the soul. The Tif/cops and robbers bit was a little cheesy though.
H

[Andy Zarse]

I dare say as we'll bump into each other somewhere around the track H.

I will be getting into the swing of the event, dressed as a sexy 1960's version of Princess Michael of Kent (on stilts), so will not be too hard to spot.  In fact I am due down the beauty salon at lunchtime today, they're shaving my armpits and waxing my bikini line using a tarpaulin smeared in Araldite.

The Tiff cops and robbers was very cheesy I agree, but not as cheesy as some other things, as the poor sods at the beauty salon are about to find out.

[BigH]

Whoa!!

Seeing a mention of nipple clamps and Princess Michael of Kent in the same morning, has meant I've just had to drop everything.

As a young'un, for some reason I've yet to have winkled out of me, she always got me in a bit of a lather. As a fantasy figure she figured purely in humiliation scenarios you understand, while Prince Michael watched from a locked wardrobe, in a lime green nightie, with a watery eye pressed to a draughty medieval keyhole. While me and his missus...

Well, that's quite enough of that. Andy, if your get-up is only 5% convincing, then for gods sake don't let me get you anywhere near a lockable structure.

Failing nipple clamps, I have a pair of 6" G-clamps, but they need a sh*t load of torque before they can get any reliable purchase.

H

[Andy Zarse]

Jesus H. Christ H!

I am rendered speechless by the visual imagery. Now I went to school with a kid who was convinced he and Princess Anne could make music, sweet music. And he loved the idea of getting the Queen to join in too, in a sort of Royal mother/daughter triple header. But that was in Silver Jubilee year and he ended up living with a one-legged Postwoman in a caravan in Market Drayton.

So be warned, this sort of thing will lead to no good in the end. But this would partially explain, as per the famous old limerick, why

The dirty old Duke of Kent,
Had a tool that was remarkably bent
He had bollocks of brass
And an amethyst arse
It pointed wherever he went!

 

[Andy Zarse]

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[BigH]

Oooh, what is she wearing? That headscarf with that jacket, and where's Frankie Dettori? Let's see her montaged with Erta, that'll get the sap rising...
Mind you, if your legs are that good, you're in serious ter-ouble.

I've actually got bladdered in the pub where Ruth Ellis let him have it. The bullet holes are still in the wall, but someone's washed the pavement.

H

[gibberish]

H

Errrrr errrr  ummmmm  errrrrr

Your perversion has to be admired for its extreme forms, but really, is this a kink too far

[Andy Zarse]

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[Steve TTTD]

Steve,
Another one for the Euro Finals,
Drop by for a beer if you want, just look for the TTTD flag in the campsite.
Here's to 300mph and 4.7

Steve TTTD

[Steve Pyro]

Steve,
Another one for the Euro Finals,
Drop by for a beer if you want, just look for the TTTD flag in the campsite.
Here's to 300mph and 4.7

Steve TTTD

Definately, shame it won't be Andy Carter though.
I'll be there Sunday and will look out for the 'Dragon'.

[Gilles]

Gilles! are you still procrastinating?

You should know that out of Le Mans nothing really exists in car world !!  

Just kidding I hope no one thougt I was serious  

I won't be here this week-end. i've got to attend to a 3 day seminary in the SouthWestern coast...

[BigH]

Thinking about it, David Blakely and Ruth Ellis wouldn't make a bad fancy dress combo.

Him with the racing overalls, lipstick on his cheek, bullet holed and blood soaked shirt. Her with the headscarf, pencil skirt, painted on stocking seams and noose round her neck.

It's a romantic pursuit this racing business...

H

[gibberish]

Hey BigH is that your lunch the fellow in your new picture is bringing over