I wonder if Gilles is back from his South Western semenary? What exactly is a semenary? Maybe they have a lot of semen in the SW. Or is it something semi-religious?
Who knows? All I can tell you is:
Il y avait un jeune homme du Mans
Qui n'avait que peu de religion
Il dit "Quant a moi,
Je deteste tous les trois,
Le Smokie, le Big H et le Pidgeon"
Sorry Gilles, hope my French limerick isn't too bad. Welcome home!