I thought this topic was about womenn at le-mans, I can see the link with cooking, but alas no- one mentioned who will doing the washing up.
i had a bad experience on the food front with a live sausage from one of the stalls. Being pissed and hungry, a man's thoughts automatically turn to kebabs etc, so we chanced upon the sausage stall,there they were in a heap, having asked for some , the vendor threw the aforementioned mentioned length of pig inestineson th e hot plate for a second then cut it open, as god is my wwitness, And Bertie it started crawling, and this wasn'tan illusion bought on by alcohol. henceforth I only risk eating chips of the stalls.