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Offline Leftie

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End to an era of speculation & scandel
« on: June 26, 2009, 01:24:05 am »
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Offline Andy Zarse

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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 01:29:05 am »
well f**k him, the dirty kiddy fiddling c**t  >:(
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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 01:44:58 am »
CNN said his last words to Paramedics were "take me to the childrens ward"
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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 01:48:53 am »
News from  Perth WA is that he had asked to be cremated and turned into toys..... so kids could play with him for once >:(
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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 10:07:08 am »
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?




Alex Ferguson will play Giggs in August
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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 10:15:38 am »
The coroner is unsure what to put as the cause of Michael Jackson's death. He doesn't know whether to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times, or the boogie
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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 10:18:29 am »
Some pretty nasty stories have been told about the guy, and most of us would find the kid thing very distasteful, but MJ also recorded the most successful album of all time - Thriller, which was said last year to have sold 104 million copies and counting. But then, it was produced by Quincy Jones, and had at least 3 songs by Rod Temperton, who comes from Cleethorpes! And, no I don't have a copy.

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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 10:26:36 am »
Reports of Michel Jackson having a heart attack are INCORRECT. he has been found in the childrens ward having a stroke
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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 10:38:34 am »
No, it was definately a heart attack. Brought on when he heard that Boys 2 Men was a band and not a delivery service
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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 10:57:08 am »
Jockeys at tomorrow's Flemmington meeting will wear black armbands out of respect to Jacko, who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone in living memory.
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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 11:04:41 am »
He asked not to be buried or cremated, but to be recycled into shopping bags so he can still be white, plastic and a dangour to kids
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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 11:33:01 am »
More upset about the untimely death of Farrah Fawcett.

BTW - Who is BUBBLES? Apparently coroner to investigate reports that the first attempt of CPR on MJ was by Bubbles, who unfortunately was only trained to suck but not blow.
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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 11:39:07 am »
Apparently relatives have said the last time they saw Micheal this stiff was when McCauley Culkin last stayed the night!! :o

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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 11:53:39 am »
All Michael Jacksons dates this year have been cancelled…………..including Peter (aged 6) and Liam (aged 4)

 

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Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 12:06:58 pm »
Jacko died of food poisoning, apparently he ate some 12 yr old nuts.....
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