End to an era of speculation & scandel

[Lee Self]

errrr, can't think of any wacko lyrics off hand 

"Just Beat it!, Beat It!...  etc., etc."

[pool pugilist]

well f**k him, the dirty kiddy fiddling c**t  

Well said Andy.
That freak does not deserve any tributes he recieved last night.
Have they forgot he's a f**king pedophile ?!

Tried in a proper court of law, before a Jury, and found NOT GUILTY.  
Look through what the PRESS wanted you to believe, don't be a slave to the propoganda, and you'll find one of the most uniquely talented individuals who has ever walked (or moonwalked the earth).

Liking him as a person is not required - but if you can find me an adult that doesn't know a single Jacko lyric, then I'll send my missus round as a present.....

I personally feel a great loss, not to humankind necessarily, but to the music industry - he's one of the few remaining "classic" artists, and lets not forget, he is still the holder of the most album sales for a single album some 20 years after release.  I hope he's now in a place where he can make music, without having his every move scrutinised.

RIP MJ.

Firstly let me say I have enjoyed all the jokes hugely...furthermore I was not a fan at all so it has not bothered me one jot that MJ has died I personally thought of him as a complete basket case and a preditory paedophile.

You are correct in your statement...However during the FIRST trial he paid Jordi Chandlers family the princley sum of 5m US to buy their silence...I would suggest a man of his huge wealth (At The Time) could have easily fought that case to the bitter end to prove his innocence, he choose to splash out on "Hush Money" I feel like many others he cheated justice and however talented or rich he was he should have been locked up for a long time.  

As far as Im concerned.. and as a parent... there is now one less threat in the world.

[Andy Zarse]

well f**k him, the dirty kiddy fiddling c**t  

Well said Andy.
That freak does not deserve any tributes he recieved last night.
Have they forgot he's a f**king pedophile ?!

Tried in a proper court of law, before a Jury, and found NOT GUILTY.  
Look through what the PRESS wanted you to believe, don't be a slave to the propoganda, and you'll find one of the most uniquely talented individuals who has ever walked (or moonwalked the earth).

Liking him as a person is not required - but if you can find me an adult that doesn't know a single Jacko lyric, then I'll send my missus round as a present.....

I personally feel a great loss, not to humankind necessarily, but to the music industry - he's one of the few remaining "classic" artists, and lets not forget, he is still the holder of the most album sales for a single album some 20 years after release.  I hope he's now in a place where he can make music, without having his every move scrutinised.

RIP MJ.

Firstly let me say I have enjoyed all the jokes hugely...furthermore I was not a fan at all so it has not bothered me one jot that the MJ has died I personally thought of him as a complete basket case and a preditory paedophile.

You are correct in your statement...However during the FIRST trial he paid Jordi Chandlers family the princley sum of 5m US to buy their silence...I would suggest a man of his huge wealth (At The Time) could have easily fought that case to the bitter end to prove his innocence, he choose to splash out on "Hush Money" I feel like many others he cheated justice and however talented or rich he was he should have been locked up for a long time.  

As far as Im concerned.. as a parent... there is now one less threat in the world.

I tend to agree Mr PP. It's like saying "I know Hitler was a bit of a bad egg but he was very pleasnat on a personal level and that Mein Kampf book was a good read."

Even OJ Simpson was found not guilty in a court of law...

[nickliv]

Two paramedics arrived at Michael Jacksons place answering the 911 call. The first Paramedic said "what shall we try first? " The other Paramedic said "I don't know about you but I am going on the ferris wheel"

[Andy]

MJ Dead! not gone forever,  he has come back as a ghost at the hospital to put the willies up children!

[nickliv]

What a coincidence that he died the same day as Farrah Fawcett.

She was sh@gging Majors, and he was doing minors....

[nickliv]

Day 96, and Jade gets a new housemate

(Credit to BM)

[Lord Pig-Pen]

well f**k him, the dirty kiddy fiddling c**t 

Well said Andy.
That freak does not deserve any tributes he recieved last night.
Have they forgot he's a f**king pedophile ?!

Tried in a proper court of law, before a Jury, and found NOT GUILTY.  
Look through what the PRESS wanted you to believe, don't be a slave to the propoganda, and you'll find one of the most uniquely talented individuals who has ever walked (or moonwalked the earth).

Liking him as a person is not required - but if you can find me an adult that doesn't know a single Jacko lyric, then I'll send my missus round as a present.....

I personally feel a great loss, not to humankind necessarily, but to the music industry - he's one of the few remaining "classic" artists, and lets not forget, he is still the holder of the most album sales for a single album some 20 years after release.  I hope he's now in a place where he can make music, without having his every move scrutinised.

RIP MJ.

Having said all that - the jokes are absolutely brilliant

I dont know a single lyric..... send her over!!

[Lord Pig-Pen]

WTF... every radio station and newspaper is sill going on about it.
Next thing will be National Ian & Myra day

[Lawnmower Man]

Previously unknown song from Jacko is to be released.

"I'm for ever blowing bubbles."

[Lawnmower Man]

How did Micheal Jackson pick his nose?




From a Catalogue!!!!
 

[Lawnmower Man]

Nestlé  are to produce a Micheal Jackson commemorative Mint Chocolate.   

It will be called :-     Under eight

[Leftie]

Brad, I agree with to a certain extent regarding the media et. But the guy was a geniuos.

Lee, like the comment, he was a w****r , he was going through a 'retrospective' childhood afterall.

[Lord Pig-Pen]

The US RSPCA has an ad for a monkey needing a home. Its well trained, rides a bike in a cowboy suit and hat, house trained but needs to be relieved at least twice a week unless it gets aggressive.
(White glove provided)

[Lawnmower Man]

It has been reported that MJ has recently bee dating twenty eight year olds.

When ask why he said.  Because there were twenty.