I seem to be the only person online at this time of night. I'm actually being very naughty as I am staying up way past my bedtime. Any moment now I expect my wife to appear, looking very unhappy and demanding my retirement, but until that happens i'm going to ride the internet like a BMX Bandit with no care for my safety or anyone else's.
Unfortunately I appear to be hampered by the inability to see, but let's not let that stop us from a pointless debate.
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