This one's easy Rickmeolemeister!
Donavan sprained an ankle while exiting the Gents immediately prior to his stint behind the wheel. (Although inside sources say he caught his todger in his overalls, obviously the PR people had to tidy this up) Jarier had to don a helmet in haste and jump in, in his stead. In his hurry, poor old JPJ forgot to remove a ham sandwich ( in fact, a stotty-de-jambon, a local Sarthe delicacy) he was chomping on before getting behind the wheel.
It wasn't long before the mustard, mastication and g-forces had him frothing in his helmet, and the old warrior was taking some unusual lines around the esses. Some of his spurts on the straight sections however, almost made the record books. Adopting an unusual gear changing technique, involving I think, left foot braking and various pickles, he finally dragged the old girl home. But the clutch had gone....
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