Title: Valentines Poems
Post by: Kev_mk3 on February 14, 2008, 10:36:03 am
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Kev has some very amusing poems which he wanted to share, but unfortunately it was a bit too near the knuckle to leave on view.
I'm sure he would be happy to send out a copy in response to PMs. (that's Private Messages...)
Sorry Folks!!
Smokie
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Kev has some very amusing poems which he wanted to share, but unfortunately it was a bit too near the knuckle to leave on view.
I'm sure he would be happy to send out a copy in response to PMs. (that's Private Messages...)
Sorry Folks!!
Smokie
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Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: knetter on February 14, 2008, 11:07:02 am
This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: Piglet on February 14, 2008, 12:16:40 pm
My Kev, you're classy ::)
Is it half term already...
Is it half term already...
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: nickliv on February 14, 2008, 12:24:00 pm
Piglet.
That's probably what passes for romance in the Chester / North Wales area.
At least he didn';t mention rohypnol ;D
That's probably what passes for romance in the Chester / North Wales area.
At least he didn';t mention rohypnol ;D
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: Kev_mk3 on February 14, 2008, 12:25:36 pm
My Kev, you're classy ::)
Is it half term already...
i know............................. and yes :PIs it half term already...
Piglet.
That's probably what passes for romance in the Chester / North Wales area.
At least he didn';t mention rohypnol ;D
they havent any left as they used it on me ::) :laugh:That's probably what passes for romance in the Chester / North Wales area.
At least he didn';t mention rohypnol ;D
and TBH its alot easier round here - well welsh women ::)
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: Weena on February 14, 2008, 02:30:08 pm
This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
Nice one! I just laughed out load at my screen... looks a tad suspicious seeing as spreadsheets aren't that funny ;D
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: jpchenet on February 14, 2008, 03:15:15 pm
This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
Nice one! I just laughed out load at my screen... looks a tad suspicious seeing as spreadsheets aren't that funny ;D
Standard Turn 10 banter, I'll be disappointed if I haven't heard it within 10 minutes of arriving at the track!! ;D
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: Kev_mk3 on February 14, 2008, 04:15:01 pm
This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
Nice one! I just laughed out load at my screen... looks a tad suspicious seeing as spreadsheets aren't that funny ;D
Standard Turn 10 banter, I'll be disappointed if I haven't heard it within 10 minutes of arriving at the track!! ;D
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: DelBoy on February 14, 2008, 04:52:53 pm
A bit like the Aussi entertainer Kevin Bl**dy Wilson. The chorus of one of his songs is:
Do you f*ck on first date
Does your dad own a brewery
Can I feel your t*ts
Or will you show them to me
If the answer is no
To the questions above
Can you give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does
Del
Do you f*ck on first date
Does your dad own a brewery
Can I feel your t*ts
Or will you show them to me
If the answer is no
To the questions above
Can you give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does
Del
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: Jules G on February 14, 2008, 05:09:57 pm
Kev,
No wonder your drink was spiked if you use those chat up lines :o
No wonder your drink was spiked if you use those chat up lines :o
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: Kev_mk3 on February 14, 2008, 06:09:59 pm
Kev,
No wonder your drink was spiked if you use those chat up lines :o
all i can say is - i got them off a Scot!No wonder your drink was spiked if you use those chat up lines :o
case closed....................................................... ::)
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: Nobby Diesel on February 15, 2008, 01:23:30 am
A bit like the Aussi entertainer Kevin Bl**dy Wilson. The chorus of one of his songs is:
Do you f*ck on first date
Does your dad own a brewery
Can I feel your t*ts
Or will you show them to me
If the answer is no
To the questions above
Can you give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does
Del
Do you f*ck on first date
Does your dad own a brewery
Can I feel your t*ts
Or will you show them to me
If the answer is no
To the questions above
Can you give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does
Del
Jeez Del, that takes me back.
That must be 20 years old and some?
Do you have that on CD? I think it was recorded at a live performance. What a funny bloke.
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: DelBoy on February 15, 2008, 02:27:51 am
Jeez Del, that takes me back.
That must be 20 years old and some?
Do you have that on CD? I think it was recorded at a live performance. What a funny bloke.
No I havn't - I used to have a couple of cassette tapes of him, but they got lost somewhere.
Went to see him when he was touring the UK about 15 years ago. AS you say, a very funny man.
Del
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: smokie on February 15, 2008, 11:17:15 am
I have lots of KBW on mp3...might be able to help with "filling any gaps". PM if reqd.
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: Kev_mk3 on February 15, 2008, 11:18:52 am
Sorry Smokie
if anyone wants the email drop me a PM! :angel:
if anyone wants the email drop me a PM! :angel:
Title: Re: Valentines Poems
Post by: knetter on February 15, 2008, 01:18:03 pm
Found it on youtube ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBq5Qo2QhTI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBq5Qo2QhTI)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBq5Qo2QhTI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBq5Qo2QhTI)
