Valentines Poems

[Kev_mk3]

 

Kev has some very amusing poems which he wanted to share, but unfortunately it was a bit too near the knuckle to leave on view.

I'm sure he would be happy to send out a copy in response to PMs. (that's Private Messages...)

Sorry Folks!!

Smokie

 

[knetter]

This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck

[Piglet]

My Kev, you're classy 

Is it half term already...

[nickliv]

Piglet.

That's probably what passes for romance in the Chester / North Wales area.

At least he didn';t mention rohypnol

[Kev_mk3]

My Kev, you're classy 

Is it half term already...

i know............................. and yes 

Piglet.

That's probably what passes for romance in the Chester / North Wales area.

At least he didn';t mention rohypnol

they havent any left as they used it on me   


and TBH its alot easier round here - well welsh women 

[Weena]

This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck

Nice one! I just laughed out load at my screen... looks a tad suspicious seeing as spreadsheets aren't that funny 

[jpchenet]

This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck

Nice one! I just laughed out load at my screen... looks a tad suspicious seeing as spreadsheets aren't that funny 

Standard Turn 10 banter, I'll be disappointed if I haven't heard it within 10 minutes of arriving at the track!! 

[Kev_mk3]

This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck

Nice one! I just laughed out load at my screen... looks a tad suspicious seeing as spreadsheets aren't that funny 

Standard Turn 10 banter, I'll be disappointed if I haven't heard it within 10 minutes of arriving at the track!! 

sounds like my kinda place saves the small talk

[DelBoy]

A bit like the Aussi entertainer Kevin Bl**dy Wilson.  The chorus of one of his songs is:

Do you f*ck on first date
Does your dad own a brewery
Can I feel your t*ts
Or will you show them to me
If the answer is no
To the questions above
Can you give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

Del

[Jules G]

Kev,

No wonder your drink was spiked if you use those chat up lines

[Kev_mk3]

Kev,

No wonder your drink was spiked if you use those chat up lines

all i can say is - i got them off a Scot!



case closed....................................................... 

[Nobby Diesel]

A bit like the Aussi entertainer Kevin Bl**dy Wilson.  The chorus of one of his songs is:

Do you f*ck on first date
Does your dad own a brewery
Can I feel your t*ts
Or will you show them to me
If the answer is no
To the questions above
Can you give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

Del

Jeez Del, that takes me back.

That must be 20 years old and some?
Do you have that on CD? I think it was recorded at a live performance. What a funny bloke.

[DelBoy]

Jeez Del, that takes me back.

That must be 20 years old and some?
Do you have that on CD? I think it was recorded at a live performance. What a funny bloke.

No I havn't - I used to have a couple of cassette tapes of him, but they got lost somewhere.

Went to see him when he was touring the UK about 15 years ago.  AS you say, a very funny man.

Del

[smokie]

I have lots of KBW on mp3...might be able to help with "filling any gaps". PM if reqd.

[Kev_mk3]

Sorry Smokie


if anyone wants the email drop me a PM!