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Kev_mk3
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« on: February 14, 2008, 10:36:03 am »

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Kev has some very amusing poems which he wanted to share, but unfortunately it was a bit too near the knuckle to leave on view.

I'm sure he would be happy to send out a copy in response to PMs. (that's Private Messages...)

Sorry Folks!!

Smokie


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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 11:07:02 am »

This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 12:16:40 pm »

My Kev, you're classy  Roll Eyes

Is it half term already...
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2008, 12:24:00 pm »

Piglet.

That's probably what passes for romance in the Chester / North Wales area.

At least he didn';t mention rohypnol Grin
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2008, 12:25:36 pm »

My Kev, you're classy  Roll Eyes

Is it half term already...
i know............................. and yes  Tongue


Piglet.

That's probably what passes for romance in the Chester / North Wales area.

At least he didn';t mention rohypnol Grin
they havent any left as they used it on me  Roll Eyes  laugh


and TBH its alot easier round here - well welsh women  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2008, 02:30:08 pm »

This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck

Nice one! I just laughed out load at my screen... looks a tad suspicious seeing as spreadsheets aren't that funny  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2008, 03:15:15 pm »

This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck

Nice one! I just laughed out load at my screen... looks a tad suspicious seeing as spreadsheets aren't that funny  Grin

Standard Turn 10 banter, I'll be disappointed if I haven't heard it within 10 minutes of arriving at the track!!  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2008, 04:15:01 pm »

This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck

Nice one! I just laughed out load at my screen... looks a tad suspicious seeing as spreadsheets aren't that funny  Grin

Standard Turn 10 banter, I'll be disappointed if I haven't heard it within 10 minutes of arriving at the track!!  Grin
sounds like my kinda place laugh saves the small talk Wink
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2008, 04:52:53 pm »

A bit like the Aussi entertainer Kevin Bl**dy Wilson.  The chorus of one of his songs is:

Do you f*ck on first date
Does your dad own a brewery
Can I feel your t*ts
Or will you show them to me
If the answer is no
To the questions above
Can you give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2008, 05:09:57 pm »

Kev,

No wonder your drink was spiked if you use those chat up lines Shocked

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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2008, 06:09:59 pm »

Kev,

No wonder your drink was spiked if you use those chat up lines Shocked


all i can say is - i got them off a Scot!



case closed.......................................................  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2008, 01:23:30 am »

A bit like the Aussi entertainer Kevin Bl**dy Wilson.  The chorus of one of his songs is:

Do you f*ck on first date
Does your dad own a brewery
Can I feel your t*ts
Or will you show them to me
If the answer is no
To the questions above
Can you give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

Del


Jeez Del, that takes me back.

That must be 20 years old and some?
Do you have that on CD? I think it was recorded at a live performance. What a funny bloke.
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2008, 02:27:51 am »


Jeez Del, that takes me back.

That must be 20 years old and some?
Do you have that on CD? I think it was recorded at a live performance. What a funny bloke.

No I havn't - I used to have a couple of cassette tapes of him, but they got lost somewhere.

Went to see him when he was touring the UK about 15 years ago.  AS you say, a very funny man.

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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2008, 11:17:15 am »

I have lots of KBW on mp3...might be able to help with "filling any gaps". PM if reqd.
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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2008, 11:18:52 am »

Sorry Smokie


if anyone wants the email drop me a PM!  angel
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