Hi, as a new user do not know if I am doing this right but here goes. My name is Paula, I live in Manchester.
Just been dumped by boy freind, the problem that I have is that we had booked for the 24hr leman race. I have not been before. I have tickets for a camp site called Maison Blanche. Is this far from the track? What is security like. My best friend Jayne, has aggreed to come in boyfreinds place but we are worried that two 24 year old girls on their own may be at risk.
Or are there plenty of English men and women that use this site.
We do like to party, what are the bars and night life like.
Hope there is some one that can help.
Paula.XXXXX
Something tells me that Paula could be BigH or Rusty having a jolly wheeze!!Not guilty here PM, in fact I thought it was you pulling the same gag that you pulled on Smokie last year on the Sunday night chatroom.
Or it could be that Paula is the name given to the wanking Sock
PM
;D ;DDo you know it amazes me that the only 2 things that can get people talking are BEER!!!
;D
No I have a wedding to pay for . :-[ :-[ :-[
Come on guy's I only asked a few questions and am amazed at the reponse, what a helpful bunch you all are. ;D
But for the doubters amongst you, I have made a note that you all meet on the Saturday at 2200 hours,in the Shampoo bar, tell me how we find it and Jayne and I will be there to thank you in person.And maybe buy you a beer.
Paula.XXXXXX
I always take my own (champagne, that is, not comatose woman - now THERE'S an idea...)
Have you decided when you are travelling?
remember its bank holiday on the Monday
IanB
Bob, you will get the hang of this forum after a while, it will say HAWIAN TROPIC :o
Just logged on and what do I find , a quite tasty sounding female . Whotcha Babe
Q.. do you have to be registered to sell food etc at the circuit and campsites?
Oh no here we go again? Muttley, do you like hairy ladyboys from Liverpool?
Now Jayne and Paula I would be able to tell you a few tasty tales over a cool beer on a hot and barmy evening in a field in france.
;) ;) ;)
paulaTim, that is a nice offer, but would you be able to put up with two Manc raver's for a full weekend, will see you at the Shampoo bar no doubt and you can buy us a drink.
we can you help you spare camp site, bottom left very near porche curves
ask for tim
bottom left very near porche curves
Quotebottom left very near porche curvesMind you I think the AA give priority to breakdowns involving lone females and fish vans. A lone female in a fish van would hardly have time to draw breath before she was back on the road again. I believe it's called 'Fish-Start', and puts an extra £5/annum on your membership.
H
Well if Paula named her sprog after things that were happening she could well have called it 'Rain' because that's what happens in NZ in June.
Now this is what you call an old thread ;)It may be an old thread, but let's keep it going. Does anybody know if this is a record, maybe smokie can tell us?
Have heard on thr grapevine that the sprog was a girl and named Fern.
Catob.... Brian I thought you would be a godparent of the sprog?She never asked me. :'(
Good luck with that one Kev. You'll get more than you bargained for :oafter reading the date of the topic i know - she will be 26 now with a 2 year old bambino!
Kev, if you thought being drugged and bummed by puffs in Cheshire was a bad deal, then you ain't experienced anything til Paula's had her grubby mits on you. Get your head right, and open your mind to all possibilities. I'll bring some blue pills, you'll need them.if i need the blue pills ill be worried all right - i have troubles keeping it down ::)
if i need the blue pills ill be worried all right - i have troubles keeping it down ::)
Kev, if you thought being drugged and bummed by puffs in Cheshire was a bad deal, then you ain't experienced anything til Paula's had her grubby mits on you. Get your head right, and open your mind to all possibilities. I'll bring some blue pills, you'll need them.
think the other half best not see me for a few days after im home then ::)if i need the blue pills ill be worried all right - i have troubles keeping it down ::)
A few days at LM with CA should sort that out alright! ;D
Especially if you win the endurance pants wearing competition and the not showering award. My record is 7 days but it was raining every day!think the other half best not see me for a few days after im home then ::)if i need the blue pills ill be worried all right - i have troubles keeping it down ::)
A few days at LM with CA should sort that out alright! ;D
think the other half best not see me for a few days after im home then ::)if i need the blue pills ill be worried all right - i have troubles keeping it down ::)
A few days at LM with CA should sort that out alright! ;D
Kev, judging by the comment under your avatar, are you implying that we are all a bunch of old farts who can't get it up anymore? :o
Lady PP is 21.... That may make her the youngest ;)
Lady PP is 21.... That may make her the youngest ;)
"Moped Boy" http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1053 (http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1053) is younger.
However, he hasn't been around here for a year or two since he was outed as the choirboy.
Thanks Fran, have you been waiting all afternoon to chip in with one of your wise pronouncements? :P
Lady PP is 21.... That may make her the youngest ;)
"Moped Boy" http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1053 (http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1053) is younger.
However, he hasn't been around here for a year or two since he was outed as the choirboy.
There was another young lad, used to be quite a lively poster, but havent seen him for a while. Prob frightened away by the treatment of Mopey.
Edit: Found him - johnny waring - has been online recently but not posted for a while. :police:
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so far im 4 days at Lemans - lets see what this year brings ::)Especially if you win the endurance pants wearing competition and the not showering award. My record is 7 days but it was raining every day!think the other half best not see me for a few days after im home then ::)if i need the blue pills ill be worried all right - i have troubles keeping it down ::)
A few days at LM with CA should sort that out alright! ;D
Kev, judging by the comment under your avatar, are you implying that we are all a bunch of old farts who can't get it up anymore? :onot at all - i just think i am the youngest member :P
i wont tell her that or she'll try to ban me from goingthink the other half best not see me for a few days after im home then ::)if i need the blue pills ill be worried all right - i have troubles keeping it down ::)
A few days at LM with CA should sort that out alright! ;D
A few days? It'll take a bit longer than that for the swelling to subside and the penecillin to kick in :o
spot on FranKev, judging by the comment under your avatar, are you implying that we are all a bunch of old farts who can't get it up anymore? :o
Mr Brown - it doesnt say that at all, but if you read it like that perhaps that says more about you than young Kev! ;)
Lady PP is 21.... That may make her the youngest ;)ok she beat me :(
Here you are Kev,Just a taster,who the hell is that :o
There is also this gentleman who in his profile claims to be 15 years old: http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=574 (http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=574) ::)
I won't say who it is.
Ade
"One Of Youngest Member of CA - Edited For Mr Brown"
thought you would like that untill i can think of something "witty"
"One Of Youngest Member of CA - Edited For Mr Brown"
Nice one. ;D
There is also this gentleman who in his profile claims to be 15 years old: http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=574 (http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=574) ::)
I won't say who it is.
Ade
There is also this gentleman who in his profile claims to be 15 years old: http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=574 (http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=574) ::)
I won't say who it is.
Ade
No you're mistaken. That's just the age he "prefers".
There is also this gentleman who in his profile claims to be 15 years old: http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=574 (http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=574) ::)
I won't say who it is.
Ade
No you're mistaken. That's just the age he "prefers".
Whats the best thing about twenty nine year olds?
there is 9 of them ::)There is also this gentleman who in his profile claims to be 15 years old: http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=574 (http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=574) ::)
I won't say who it is.
Ade
No you're mistaken. That's just the age he "prefers".
Whats the best thing about twenty nine year olds?
Kevin, if you would like a personal introduction to the young lady in the chain mail underwear, ask nicely and I'll see what I can do :-*who is it Peter? and i can swin - have not been for sometime tho why ???
Oh, by the way, do you enjoy swimming 8)
Question; what do you call a 15 year old who hasn't got Le Mans tickets ???
Kev, if you thought being drugged and bummed by puffs in Cheshire was a bad deal, then you ain't experienced anything til Paula's had her grubby mits on you. Get your head right, and open your mind to all possibilities. I'll bring some blue pills, you'll need them.if i need the blue pills ill be worried all right - i have troubles keeping it down ::)
Paula the drooler, much to nice for Kev.
Where's Petrolslut aka Victoria gone, now that woman scared me :o
remember - just drugged me last time ::)Kev, if you thought being drugged and bummed by puffs in Cheshire was a bad deal, then you ain't experienced anything til Paula's had her grubby mits on you. Get your head right, and open your mind to all possibilities. I'll bring some blue pills, you'll need them.if i need the blue pills ill be worried all right - i have troubles keeping it down ::)
Have you tried giving it a sharp crack on the head with a soup ladle? That normally works a treat.
oh dear ::)
oh yes :-[oh dear ::)
Kev - seems to be getting worried! :-X
Bondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.4th Lemans for me ;) 1st with CA tho
Now were did I put that soup ladle.
Brian,to true ::)
It will take more than a crack over the head with a soup ladle, if Kev get an eye full of Bondi. From what I've been told she's a bit of a stunner.
Bondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.
*disclaimer* no one best go near my backsideBondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.
Bonzer Brian,
Paula and I still have a chuckle about those quaint British campsite games you played with us. Who was that guy that had the toilet brush hanging out of you know where :angel:
*disclaimer* no one best go near my backsideBondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.
Bonzer Brian,
Paula and I still have a chuckle about those quaint British campsite games you played with us. Who was that guy that had the toilet brush hanging out of you know where :angel:
£10 on yourself :P*disclaimer* no one best go near my backsideBondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.
Bonzer Brian,
Paula and I still have a chuckle about those quaint British campsite games you played with us. Who was that guy that had the toilet brush hanging out of you know where :angel:
They won't Kev, not once they learn you've had puffs up there. :o
Oh and hiya Bondi, send my love to Paula will ya, LM ain't the same without you twos and Felix, I wonder what happened to him? Deep fried in his own batter probably. You know I still reckon that Paula's kid belongs to one of the Zarse boys... but which one is the question... ???
£10 on yourself :P*disclaimer* no one best go near my backsideBondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.
Bonzer Brian,
Paula and I still have a chuckle about those quaint British campsite games you played with us. Who was that guy that had the toilet brush hanging out of you know where :angel:
They won't Kev, not once they learn you've had puffs up there. :o
Oh and hiya Bondi, send my love to Paula will ya, LM ain't the same without you twos and Felix, I wonder what happened to him? Deep fried in his own batter probably. You know I still reckon that Paula's kid belongs to one of the Zarse boys... but which one is the question... ???
Nope not me, I never had any dealings with her, she frightens me too much. She is a big woman. Attractive but BIG in every sense and she gets way out of control! Do not approach her if you know what's good for you, many is the fool on here who's been HAD by her. :o
Do you remember this coach party from Accrington.
Do you remember this coach party from Accrington.Bloody hell you would need a drink just to look at them.
ive no hair to shave - im safe ::) :P ::)Kev, there was no shaving involved :'(, but as you are now best mates with The Brethren, of whom the Zarses are members i am sure you will find out all about the rituals they perform. ;)
that looks more like clotted cream than foam ::)
think ill be doing the zip tie on the tent trick to save my bum virginity not thieves!!
thats wrong on so many levels its un true - yet rather amusing!that looks more like clotted cream than foam ::)
think ill be doing the zip tie on the tent trick to save my bum virginity not thieves!!
No, you will be on the floor lying on your back and I will be knelt over you naked, wearing a Father Christmas hat, waggling my foamy bits in your face and saying "Merry Christmas! Santa's Here!" Everyone will then laugh. Ask RS2babe's ex-hubby, he loved it.
thats wrong on so many levels its un true - yet rather amusing!that looks more like clotted cream than foam ::)
think ill be doing the zip tie on the tent trick to save my bum virginity not thieves!!
No, you will be on the floor lying on your back and I will be knelt over you naked, wearing a Father Christmas hat, waggling my foamy bits in your face and saying "Merry Christmas! Santa's Here!" Everyone will then laugh. Ask RS2babe's ex-hubby, he loved it.
The risk is about 50/50 by sunday.fantastic so might be up to the next in sh*t!
I'm shocked! :o
What in the name of all that is good is a bottle of Perrrier doing on that table? It's bloody shameful!
Dx
Sorry Bondi,
Brian went off this morning with a big pole in his hand, to sit by a lake. I know he will be thinking of you,while he is away.
Kev, it's not the front package you need to fear, it's the safety of the back package you need to worry about.cheers for the nasty mental image :'(
Brian :P!
getting over is always a possibility, time to make arrangements, could be a possibility, where would we stay ???
Who is 'Kev' is he a hunk of spunk or one of the usual LM w**k, w**k, money in the bank folk?
PM with ideas
Kisses FROM down under :-* :-* :-*
must fly the beach calls
Andy,What a nice girl. Just what Kev needs to gently introduce him to...... >:D
Try about 5 pages back ,
Chainmail is there in all her glory !!
Brian :P!
getting over is always a possibility, time to make arrangements, could be a possibility, where would we stay ???
Who is 'Kev' is he a hunk of spunk or one of the usual LM w**k, w**k, money in the bank folk?
PM with ideas
Kisses FROM down under :-* :-* :-*
must fly the beach calls
i was at the last one ;) you didnt make it tho :PBrian :P!
getting over is always a possibility, time to make arrangements, could be a possibility, where would we stay ???
Who is 'Kev' is he a hunk of spunk or one of the usual LM w**k, w**k, money in the bank folk?
PM with ideas
Kisses FROM down under :-* :-* :-*
must fly the beach calls
I cant answer your question about Kev, all I know is he never comes, to nights out I mean, >:Dnaughty
Brian :P!
getting over is always a possibility, time to make arrangements, could be a possibility, where would we stay ???
Who is 'Kev' is he a hunk of spunk or one of the usual LM w**k, w**k, money in the bank folk?
PM with ideas
Kisses FROM down under :-* :-* :-*
must fly the beach calls
Bondi, Paula, missed this one, are you taking the p*ss about getting over for the race? It would be great to see you but be warned there are no pools allowed this year, so when you get hot we will just have to shower you down with cold water, i know this makes the nips stand firm but I am sure you wont be embarresed.
I cant answer your question about Kev, all I know is he never comes, to nights out I mean, >:Dnaughty
look forward to loads of kisses down under.
Brian ::)xx
the nips stand firm
I think Kev MK3, has room in his car and he is not far from Manchester, so you could fly into there, he did offer a lift to another CA member so he must have room in his car only him and his co pilot I believe, why dont you PM him and ask the question I think he leaves on the Thursday.i live about 20-30 minutes from Manchester Airport and i maybe able to squeeze you in - just dont have huge bags as im struggling for space now ::)
Let us know what you decide, we can accomadate you both camping with us, we are with Big H, Bloomer and Sav this year.
Brian :-*
I think that's a cracking idea Brian. It'll be good two see at least one of the red hot minxes again, if not the complete pair. Kev would be putty in their hands, I hope he's not on the overnight boat though, just him and Paula and Bondi in that little twin bunkroom does not bear thinking about, especially if they get out the toys! It will make being bummed by puffs look like the vicar's teaparty!im on speed ferries thursday afternoon / evening so no party bumming sorry
I think Kev MK3, has room in his car and he is not far from Manchester, so you could fly into there, he did offer a lift to another CA member so he must have room in his car only him and his co pilot I believe, why dont you PM him and ask the question I think he leaves on the Thursday.i live about 20-30 minutes from Manchester Airport and i maybe able to squeeze you in - just dont have huge bags as im struggling for space now ::)
Let us know what you decide, we can accomadate you both camping with us, we are with Big H, Bloomer and Sav this year.
Brian :-*
Enjoy Kev but be carefull I warn you they will eat you alive!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :oi may enjoy that!
May not be a issue as my friend STILL has NO fudging passport so they fun bags may be fineI think Kev MK3, has room in his car and he is not far from Manchester, so you could fly into there, he did offer a lift to another CA member so he must have room in his car only him and his co pilot I believe, why dont you PM him and ask the question I think he leaves on the Thursday.i live about 20-30 minutes from Manchester Airport and i maybe able to squeeze you in - just dont have huge bags as im struggling for space now ::)
Let us know what you decide, we can accomadate you both camping with us, we are with Big H, Bloomer and Sav this year.
Brian :-*
Kev they won't have too much luggage, but expect some to be in the company of some huge bags; huge fun bags!
Enjoy Kev but be carefull I warn you they will eat you alive!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :oi may enjoy that!May not be a issue as my friend STILL has NO fudging passport so they fun bags may be fineI think Kev MK3, has room in his car and he is not far from Manchester, so you could fly into there, he did offer a lift to another CA member so he must have room in his car only him and his co pilot I believe, why dont you PM him and ask the question I think he leaves on the Thursday.i live about 20-30 minutes from Manchester Airport and i maybe able to squeeze you in - just dont have huge bags as im struggling for space now ::)
Let us know what you decide, we can accomadate you both camping with us, we are with Big H, Bloomer and Sav this year.
Brian :-*
Kev they won't have too much luggage, but expect some to be in the company of some huge bags; huge fun bags!
im sure the baby can fit in the glove box with some BFI (Brute Force & Ignorance) ::)Enjoy Kev but be carefull I warn you they will eat you alive!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :oi may enjoy that!May not be a issue as my friend STILL has NO fudging passport so they fun bags may be fineI think Kev MK3, has room in his car and he is not far from Manchester, so you could fly into there, he did offer a lift to another CA member so he must have room in his car only him and his co pilot I believe, why dont you PM him and ask the question I think he leaves on the Thursday.i live about 20-30 minutes from Manchester Airport and i maybe able to squeeze you in - just dont have huge bags as im struggling for space now ::)
Let us know what you decide, we can accomadate you both camping with us, we are with Big H, Bloomer and Sav this year.
Brian :-*
Kev they won't have too much luggage, but expect some to be in the company of some huge bags; huge fun bags!
With all that room in your car I just hope she does not bring the buggy and the little one or you could be baby sitting on the Friday night while they party. ???