Club Arnage
Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Kev_mk3 on February 14, 2008, 10:36:03 am
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Kev has some very amusing poems which he wanted to share, but unfortunately it was a bit too near the knuckle to leave on view.
I'm sure he would be happy to send out a copy in response to PMs. (that's Private Messages...)
Sorry Folks!!
Smokie
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This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
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My Kev, you're classy ::)
Is it half term already...
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Piglet.
That's probably what passes for romance in the Chester / North Wales area.
At least he didn';t mention rohypnol ;D
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My Kev, you're classy ::)
Is it half term already...
i know............................. and yes :P
Piglet.
That's probably what passes for romance in the Chester / North Wales area.
At least he didn';t mention rohypnol ;D
they havent any left as they used it on me ::) :laugh:
and TBH its alot easier round here - well welsh women ::)
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This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
Nice one! I just laughed out load at my screen... looks a tad suspicious seeing as spreadsheets aren't that funny ;D
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This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
Nice one! I just laughed out load at my screen... looks a tad suspicious seeing as spreadsheets aren't that funny ;D
Standard Turn 10 banter, I'll be disappointed if I haven't heard it within 10 minutes of arriving at the track!! ;D
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This one is popular at T10 in Sebring,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Let's F*ck
Nice one! I just laughed out load at my screen... looks a tad suspicious seeing as spreadsheets aren't that funny ;D
Standard Turn 10 banter, I'll be disappointed if I haven't heard it within 10 minutes of arriving at the track!! ;D
sounds like my kinda place :laugh: saves the small talk ;)
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A bit like the Aussi entertainer Kevin Bl**dy Wilson. The chorus of one of his songs is:
Do you f*ck on first date
Does your dad own a brewery
Can I feel your t*ts
Or will you show them to me
If the answer is no
To the questions above
Can you give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does
Del
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Kev,
No wonder your drink was spiked if you use those chat up lines :o
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Kev,
No wonder your drink was spiked if you use those chat up lines :o
all i can say is - i got them off a Scot!
case closed....................................................... ::)
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A bit like the Aussi entertainer Kevin Bl**dy Wilson. The chorus of one of his songs is:
Do you f*ck on first date
Does your dad own a brewery
Can I feel your t*ts
Or will you show them to me
If the answer is no
To the questions above
Can you give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does
Del
Jeez Del, that takes me back.
That must be 20 years old and some?
Do you have that on CD? I think it was recorded at a live performance. What a funny bloke.
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Jeez Del, that takes me back.
That must be 20 years old and some?
Do you have that on CD? I think it was recorded at a live performance. What a funny bloke.
No I havn't - I used to have a couple of cassette tapes of him, but they got lost somewhere.
Went to see him when he was touring the UK about 15 years ago. AS you say, a very funny man.
Del
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I have lots of KBW on mp3...might be able to help with "filling any gaps". PM if reqd.
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Sorry Smokie
if anyone wants the email drop me a PM! :angel:
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Found it on youtube ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBq5Qo2QhTI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBq5Qo2QhTI)