Sorry not here, away watching test match cricket in West Indes (to make up for not going to the Rugby in Oz).
Hmmm. Not only is that Andy Zarse a silver tongued b*stard with a quick wit, he seems to have a very lovely and understanding missus.
But I have his address, and now I know when he'll be away.
To be honest, I need a change. Mrs Smokie was just too much woman for me, and Smokie has been away far too often. She sucked me in and spat me out like a used wad of faceworkers' chewing tobacco. I've lost thirty pounds and have the complexion of a ream of Conqueror, that Smokie must have the constitution of Warren Beatty.
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