Well, Scotty, for one thing I don't think it's fair to judge LM by the Eurosport broadcast. I loathe footy but when I have been to the odd match (in the days before I had acquired a sensible husband and went out with guys who watched funny sports), even I was sucked in by the atmosphere in spite of the cr*p going on on the pitch. You just have to be there.
I agree the Audi dominance is tedious but when the Toyotas put in some really decent laps, there was a real sense amongst the crowd that it may well be possible to beat them. Yes, it seems that nothing will break them and that Audi is prepared for any eventuality or failure but whose fault is that? Surely not theirs - they do what they need to win. Is that such a bad thing? If anybody wants to bring it to them, the opportunity is there. And it's a lot cheaper and has a much higher demographic profile than F1. But that's the marketing person in me talking, not the engineer!

And anyway, it doesn't really matter that much when you're here. I watched 20 hours of the race in all and I barely knew who was leading once the second Toyota bowed out. But I watched the leader board on the big screen opposite me for lap after lap as P2 and GT cars slugged it out uninterupted for hour after hour. There are four races going on. If you're not interested in one of them, you're free to watch one of the others. And all the little stories being played out at the same time. JRM got a great result with just 5, yes 5, mechanics. Unsurprisingly they won the pitlane award. F1 eat your heart out.
On PQ weekend we were greeted like long-lost buddies by the Lizards. Now, we don't know them except as fans and yet it's like meeting a bunch of old friends. Pat Long, for example, is one of the most charming guys you could wish to meet and doesn't have a big stick up his backside like so many F1 types seem to have. At scrutineering, I had an IMSA Matmut poster with me that came out of the programme so decided to get the guys to sign it. Nicolas Armindo was so intrigued by the thing that he asked me where I'd got it and when I explained it was in the prog' seemed to be as delighted as one of those little kids who spots themselves on TV during the race.
On top of all that, there's us. Hard to imagine a bunch of people who in many ways have very little in common, being so friendly, warm and welcoming, as well as being so very supportive of one another. The good turns which have been done for me over the years are too numerous to mention, but nobody - well, almost nobody - ever does anything for any other reason than out of friendship and shared interest. Sorry, but I bet you wouldn't get that out of any other form of motorsport (with the possible exception of rallying) because we all stand there for hour after hour in whatever kind of weather either watching the race or enjoying one another's company. The Classic is great and few recent experiences have matched having been woken up at Mulsanne in the wee hours in the morning by the sound of 6 approaching GT40s but it isn't quite the same, and for me will never quite beat the real thing, for all its other attractions.
So before you pass final judgement Scotty, come back here again and give it another go. It's easy to be an armchair critic and there are lots of things that the ACO does that get up my nose (and the noses of several of my French petrolhead friends too, so it's not just the Brits), but don't write it off yet. The moment you come back, it gets under your skin again.