Modern Commer Replacement

[gibberish]

CA ought to buy the second one and present it to Andy for all ther entertainment that the Commer gives us...............respect AZ

[Steve Pyro]

I especially like the fact that it was an ex Mr Whippy Van.  That could be easily changed to Miss Whippy  

[Andy Zarse]

Very kind Gibber, but what do I want a bloody ice cream van for? Anyway the original Commer (the evil one) would get very angry.
BTW I looked at it yesterday through the kitchen window and was sure I could see somebody sitting in the back, looked like an old man.   Dashed outside but there was no one in there! I am now convinced it's haunted.

[Steve Pyro]

It sounds as though it needs an exorcism.  Maybe you should name the Commer Christine.  

[Andy Zarse]

It sounds as though it needs an exorcism.  Maybe you should name the Commer Christine.  

After Hamilton?

[Steve Pyro]

It sounds as though it needs an exorcism.  Maybe you should name the Commer Christine.  

After Hamilton?

Hmm, yes.  You're definately onto something there.

[gibberish]

Very kind Gibber, but what do I want a bloody ice cream van for?

I was refering to the toy Andy

[jpchenet]

I especially like the fact that it was an ex Mr Whippy Van.  That could be easily changed to Miss Whippy  

Then he could park it in the funfair and make a fortune as the rest of the "entertainment" has gone!  

[Andy Zarse]

But it's a real ice cream van. Do you mean the 3rd item? Who would possibly want a battered old Commer van?

Errr...

Oh!

[gibberish]

It sounds as though it needs an exorcism.  Maybe you should name the Commer Christine.  

After Hamilton?

I know I'm getting old but don't you think she has a certain flirtatiousness about her

[Andy Zarse]

Nop i dont. She's a hideous old money grabbing witch.

[gibberish]

But it's a real ice cream van. Do you mean the 3rd item? Who would possibly want a battered old Commer van?

Errr...

Oh!

Ah yes Andy, quite right, the third one.  Lunchtime research getting to me

[gibberish]

Nop i dont. She's a hideous old money grabbing witch.

Fair enough..........I am getting old

[gibberish]

It sounds as though it needs an exorcism.  Maybe you should name the Commer Christine.  

Nah. Christine is a silly name for a van.  How about Chameleon....as in

'Commer commer commer commer commer-chameleon'

Oh lord now I've totelly lost it

[jpchenet]

Nop i dont. She's a hideous old money grabbing witch.

Careful Andy, or she'll have you in court ala Mohammed Al Fayed Stylie