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« on: December 29, 2003, 06:06:10 pm »

So, what resolutions will you all be making on Wednesday night?

Nothing that will spoil your enjoyment of June I trust...


FWIW, I'm considering the usual ones - trying to i) stop smoking and ii) lose some weight.

But I am not going to make either a resolution as I've never managed to keep one yet...
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2003, 06:13:34 pm »

1) Stop buying any more Xmas tree lights for the base camp (I have 6000 or so)...even though they are half price in B&Q.
2) Ditto Smokie - lose a couple of stone
3) Learn how to cook, so I can impress "Chef" on the odd occasion...
4) Always drive at the appropriate speed limit
5) Admit to myself that Philippa Forrester is out of my league!
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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2003, 09:48:23 am »


5) Admit to myself that Philippa Forrester is out of my league!

Sorry not to be an expert in British mythology, but how does she look like ?  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2003, 11:48:55 am »

Sorry it is not a better picture Gilles, but she is lovely.

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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2003, 03:58:48 pm »

1.  Drive more sensibly and considerately.
2.  Run the full length of the Twickenham pitch wearing only a smile.

(may have a problem with the second one ................ come to think of it, also the first one)
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2003, 04:01:51 pm »

I think I'll try the following:

1 ] Drink more beer

2 ] Smoke more fags

3 ] Eat more food

4 ] Shag more wimmin

5 ] Get more points on my licence

6 ] Make more money ( necessary for all of the above ) or win the lottery (ha)

7] Have more fun at Le Mans


I've tried all other routes and none have been successful, so I'll put a positive angle on this year rather than trying to decieve myself. Self control has never been my strong point.

Happy New Year 'all
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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2003, 04:05:43 pm »

Sorry it is not a better picture Gilles, but she is lovely.

Following this link you can invite her to any social event ....

http://www.speakers-uk.com/view.phtml?id=11
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2003, 04:15:30 pm »


1) Kill close members of the family intending to marry on Le Mans weekend

2) fit someone else up for the crime

3) stop eating these f**kin chocolates my assistant keeps offering me!!
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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2003, 06:46:51 pm »

They have always been rubbish....


1) Find better women

2) Have more s8x

3) Get rid of my lodger

4) Marry my sisters Personal Assistant.
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2003, 09:14:33 pm »

Spend more money that I dont have and increase my life insurance so that it get paid off when im gone.
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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2003, 02:33:17 pm »

I resolve never to make any more resolutions.

It's never worked in the past so I can't see the point anymore.

Happy New Year All  Grin
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« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2003, 03:15:36 pm »

5) Admit to myself that Philippa Forrester is out of my league!

Toad, I am very disappointed in you. Have you not seen what a big fat monster Philippa has now turned into these days? She must be at least a 14 stoner!
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« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2003, 03:27:01 pm »

I must agree with Zarse - I think she's a bit of a minger
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2004, 12:59:18 am »

I must agree with Zarse - I think she's a bit of a minger


Matt , you got me hook line and sinker on this ,

I think she's top class, and that smile , eyes ........

Its a family site and quality forum , so i will leave it there......
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2004, 03:15:01 pm »

Gents

I fully appreciate she's gone a bit saggy of late, but she was once a dream date...

Just to rub salt into my wounds, Mr Disco was at a party (with his ex) a couple of years ago when he met someone who worked "with" Phillipa (agent or something?) - anyway, every time Mrs Disco leaves him and he's without company, he gets out a personally signed Phillipa picture out from his bedside drawer!! I've tried to buy this from him, but no joy to date.
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