Bartus (my little iceberg lettuce on the 'Todays Special Offers' shelf),
What the Joe Davis is all this talk of bloody toes, xenophobes, nazi schillings whippetts and cocker spaniels?
The lads appear to be having what's known as 'having a bath', like you, English (usually) isn't their first language, so bandage up those metatarsals, keep a weather eye on the Stella factory, and don't put down the Belgian-Englisch phrase book.
Poor old Robbo's having to sell his shirts to get to LM this year, so a £/Euro rate of around 1.5 should be about right, and remember to donate a small beer, or a good joke.
And for Frank Boughs knobs sake don't start going on about football, or they'll be off again about Rugby and the World Series.
Easy there fella.
H