Come on McGarry, get a grip:

, get your truncheon out and give him a good one with it.

The cheeky little bastard deserves it.
I do hope H doesn't read this, he may be willing to forgive and forget and just remember the good times him and Raoul had together. Then the whole sorry business of sub/dom gardening and power tool control freakery will start over again. I'm sure H will be back in the shelter for battered dwarf owners. Meanwhile, Raoul will be lording it up in H's house, drinking his best malt, wearing his silk kimono and smoking cheroots in his bed whilst doing 24hr shopping on QVC using H's credit card. All a bit like them weasel fella's in Wind in the Willows. Some folk will never learn.

And I wouldn't be surprised to find he's been living in H's shed all along.
PS who ever is behing the raoul/McGarry thing, it's fu cking good!
