Oi!
Midgets are real people as well you know!!
I find all this blatent commercial exploitation more than a little distasteful, and has no place on this forum. Where is the moderator when you need him?
Have you ever thought what life would be like without the Little People? Who'd assist Santa down at your local department store at Christmas, would you get normal sized people to dress up as cartoon characters? and who would do the testing for the latest Action Man outfits?
There's no-one better for getting the remote out from behind the sofa, weeding the goldfish gravel and let's face it they look fantastic on a trampoline.
If it wasn't for Alec Issigonis's strange nocturnal liaissons with the little tribe in the long grass at the bottom of his garden, then Robbo would be short of a bedroom poster or two. Actually I heard it wasn't just the gardens bottom that Sir A. was interested in, but that was before the internet. Why do you think Wolsey insisted on the Hornet?
Leave them alone I tell you.
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Anyone know how many would fit in a phonebox?
