Did I mention that I met Matt Harper at Sebring! 
Hi Randy, I vaguely remember staggering around your encampment. I believe that you absolutely insisted that I drink some of your beer and I didn't want to offend you, so I forced some down. I usually only drink on the Queens birthday - when I will partake of a dry sherry.
People mistake my sunny and gregarious demeanor and assume that I'm pissed as a bastard - not so, I must assure you.
I too liked holymoly.co.uk - well spotted Andy.