Sorry Lorry, but the Dutch do get Cricket! Played in the world cup and also belive play in the minor counties over here to. I also belive the good old USof A are taking to our fair sport too. So I think there for you are a non beliver and a heathen (I am to going to say girlie or woman as i dont wish to lose important parts of my body if I meet Doris at LM!)
If you meet Doris at Le Mans? Doris obviously has "soul" as well as "balls" I doubt that she would have important bits off any of us for loving sport.
In fact "grovel, grovel" I expect she could even explain offside to me so that even I understand it... (And I played footie for years without quite believing why offside was important!)
OK Miss Bitch? Will that be all right Ma'am?

I can't wait for Saturday when we finally show the forexxers what real cricket is.